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  • #616
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    It does not surprise me to see where these 2 filthy sodomites live
    LOOK: Washington's Best Photo Of Marriage Equality
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/07/larry-duncan-and-randell-_n_2258224.html
    LOOK: Washington's Best Photo Of Marriage Equality


    According US News, Larry Duncan, 56, a retired psychiatric nurse, and Randell Shepherd, 48, a computer programmer, of North Bend, Wash., have been together 11 years.

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    • #617
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I would be offended by you and the weak god you believe in, but since I know that you all shall burn in the flames of hell for eternity in the presence of my lord Lucifer, I can only laugh at you. Unsaved unwelcome so you all should get the fuck out of here!

      I am confirmed enemy of the god and his worthless son jesus christ, and that is the reason I will be saved and you will be doomed to suffer.

      HAISTAKAA VITTU JA OTTAKAA PÄÄ POIS PERSEESTÄ SAATANA

      See you in hell..
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #618
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by EnemyOfGod View Post
        I would be offended by you and the weak god you believe in...
        According to the Bible (which is your only evidence of the existence of Satan/Lucifer/the Devil/call him what you will, so you discount it at the peril of rendering your ramblings baseless at the get go), that "weak god" created Satan:

        Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

        ... but since I know that you all shall burn in the flames of hell for eternity in the presence of my lord Lucifer...
        According to the Bible, he'll be roasting right alongside all the sinners he tricked into disobeying God (if you'd read the Bible you'd know this ).

        Did you really think you'd shock someone here with that little rant of yours?

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        • #619
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by EnemyOfGod View Post
          I would be offended by you and the weak god you believe in, but since I know that you all shall burn in the flames of hell for eternity in the presence of my lord Lucifer, I can only laugh at you. Unsaved unwelcome so you all should get the piffle out of here!

          I am confirmed enemy of the god and his worthless son jesus christ, and that is the reason I will be saved and you will be doomed to suffer.

          HAISTAKAA VITTU JA OTTAKAA PÄÄ POIS PERSEESTÄ SAATANA

          See you in hell..
          This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

          Father,
          In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

          Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

          In Jesus name I pray..
          Amen
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #620
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I'm upset by the social democrat Swedish State Television trick innocent children into Ouija boards. So is Godly Sara Strålin.

            sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
            Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
            ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
            ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
            ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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            • #621
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              .... we're sending more F16's to the muslim pigs in Egypt, a/k/a muslim brotherhood. The ones who wish us dead, those. Obama's brethren ..

              US sending 20 more F-16s to Egypt, despite turmoil in Cairo
              http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12/10/us-sending-20-more-f-16s-to-egypt-despite-turmoil-in-cairo/?intcmp=obinsite
              Instability in Egypt, where a newly-elected Islamic government teeters over an angry population, isn't enough to stop the U.S. from sending over 20 F-16 fighter jets, as part of a $1 billion foreign aid package.


              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33
              ~~~~~~~
              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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              • #622
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                This video made me puke. A 21 year old guy believes in Santa Claus instead of God. That guy really should get a job instead of acting like he has some kind of brain damage.

                VimeUhOh
                http://vimeo.com/56201802
                Sorry, we couldn’t find that page
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • #623
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Baptist women who dress immodestly: (like sluts)



                  This would be more appropriate:

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                  • #624
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Islamists who come on God's favorite forum trying to turn us after their moon god, allan.
                    Why don't you go back your mosque, Izzy, and pray, bent over, sniffing the ass of the guy in front of you?
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • #625
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                      Islamists who come on God's favorite forum trying to turn us after their moon god, allan.
                      Why don't you go back your mosque, Izzy, and pray, bent over, sniffing the ass of the guy in front of you?
                      So if I get to be a muslim, will allah see my bum through my clothes? He is all seeing? Why would he want me to do that 5 times a day?

                      That is just so bad.
                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                      • #626
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post

                        Thanks but no thanks. I don't think the ladies of Landover want to order their dresses from Omar the Tentmaker.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #627
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Thanks but no thanks. I don't think the ladies of Landover want to order their dresses from Omar the Tentmaker.
                          (checking out the nail polish) Are they really women's hands?




                          PS I already have dressmaker; won't be contacting Omar



                          not sure what Bozo von Abraham posted - he's in my ignore list - but I get the gist of it

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                          • #628
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post


                            How do you know these are women? They look identical to garbage bags:

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #629
                              this so makes me read the koran, yes..

                              What are you offended by right now?

                              if they kill me, that's not murder because I'm an infidel

                              Maniac, half whispering: "..of course, mohammedans are opposed to murder"

                              No protection for me then in their stone age jurisprudence. Offensive? You bet!


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                              • #630
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                How do you know these are women? They look identical to garbage bags:

                                It is hard to tell the difference, I admit, between the women and the garbage.

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