[MirthMenace]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Rent the movie, "City of Joy" for a much better understanding of the talent of Patrick Swayze. It is a masterpiece of cinematography and a tribute to those who would give of themselves for the betterment of all mankind.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Rent the movie, "City of Joy" for a much better understanding of the talent of Patrick Swayze. It is a masterpiece of cinematography and a tribute to those who would give of themselves for the betterment of all mankind.

That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior(c) at all.

Typical Hollywood joos.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior© at all.

Typical Hollywood joos.

I think this is one of the most persuasive arguments of God's existence and the fact that He takes care of His own. The unenlightened idiots often ask: "If there is a God, why is there so much poverty and suffering in the world?", and I shoot back: "Well, that is proof of a God! He makes those who deny Him suffer and rewards His believers with prosperity!"

Case in point, look where widespread poverty and violence lay. India has a lot of starving people but they mock the Lord by worshipping Cows (clearly, a representation of Baal). Africa is also rife with discord, but Africa is also rife with Muslims, animists who worship rocks, and a couple false Christians (papists, etc.).

Now look at the other end of the spectrum. How are True Christians™ faring? Quite well, you must admit. Landover Baptist Church, the seat of True Christianity™ is blessed with prosperity and more anemities than we can take advantage of. Godly True Christian™ pastors like Pastor Ezekiel live the dream life, complete with a collection of custom Escalades, indoor swimming pools, private golf courses, and more. Indeed, God is rewarding those who follow Him....and punishing those who disobey.

I cannot name a single True Christian™ that lives in abject poverty, that suffers malnutrition, or is riddled with diseases like The AIDS. On the other hand, everyone I've heard of that suffers from such tragedies has not been a True Christian™.

The proof of God is right in front of everyone's noses! When will these disbelievers wake up and see the obvious?

[SUV]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread



NOW: Will Landover's own GODLY Officer, Ofc. Don Martin, please come and arrest this cat-lickin' imposter before I become too Ill to attend the huge Barbeque we are having to celebrate Patty-poo's untimely (it should have been 20 months' ago!!!) Death?

[James Hutchins]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior© at all.

Typical Hollywood joos.

Well, when I hear about starving dotheads, I tell them to have a Big Mac.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Well, when I hear about starving dotheads, I tell them to have a Big Mac.

While doing security duty to one of Pastor Zeke's visits to Bangkok this one begged told me "please sire, I haven't eaten in days". I thought "Wow, how can they do that, I get hungry after four hours? "

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

While doing security duty to one of Pastor Zeke's visits to Bangkok this one begged told me "please sire, I haven't eaten in days". I thought "Wow, how can they do that I get hungry after four hours? "

Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.

We are trying to feed and cloth them Martin.

Question; Why are they naked and hungry? Because they reject God.

Answer; get to them to convert to Christianity and God will gifted them with food and clothing.

[SUV]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.

I already know the very first thing JESUS would say if He were to come back to Earth this very minute: "I HATE PAT-TRICK SWAYZEE!!!"

[MirthMenace]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

So I heard Kanye West showed up at Patrick Swayze's funeral going on and on about how much better Michael Jackson's funeral was. Could it be?

[JoelObadiah]

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

Bleh! That foul rotten sinner got what he deserved.

If he copped a good ol' beating and some sense knocked into his rotten unsaved brain, he wouldn't be in hell.

I take pity on this little rascal and wuld take great joy in using his grave as a toilet!

Amen to having one less unsaved scum alive on earth!
Amen!