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  • MirthMenace
    Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
    • Dec 2007
    • 79

    #16
    Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

    Rent the movie, "City of Joy" for a much better understanding of the talent of Patrick Swayze. It is a masterpiece of cinematography and a tribute to those who would give of themselves for the betterment of all mankind.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

      Originally posted by MirthMenace View Post
      Rent the movie, "City of Joy" for a much better understanding of the talent of Patrick Swayze. It is a masterpiece of cinematography and a tribute to those who would give of themselves for the betterment of all mankind.
      That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior(c) at all.

      Typical Hollywood joos.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior© at all.

        Typical Hollywood joos.
        I think this is one of the most persuasive arguments of God's existence and the fact that He takes care of His own. The unenlightened idiots often ask: "If there is a God, why is there so much poverty and suffering in the world?", and I shoot back: "Well, that is proof of a God! He makes those who deny Him suffer and rewards His believers with prosperity!"

        Case in point, look where widespread poverty and violence lay. India has a lot of starving people but they mock the Lord by worshipping Cows (clearly, a representation of Baal). Africa is also rife with discord, but Africa is also rife with Muslims, animists who worship rocks, and a couple false Christians (papists, etc.).

        Now look at the other end of the spectrum. How are True Christians™ faring? Quite well, you must admit. Landover Baptist Church, the seat of True Christianity™ is blessed with prosperity and more anemities than we can take advantage of. Godly True Christian™ pastors like Pastor Ezekiel live the dream life, complete with a collection of custom Escalades, indoor swimming pools, private golf courses, and more. Indeed, God is rewarding those who follow Him....and punishing those who disobey.

        I cannot name a single True Christian™ that lives in abject poverty, that suffers malnutrition, or is riddled with diseases like The AIDS. On the other hand, everyone I've heard of that suffers from such tragedies has not been a True Christian™.

        The proof of God is right in front of everyone's noses! When will these disbelievers wake up and see the obvious?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread



          NOW: Will Landover's own GODLY Officer, Ofc. Don Martin, please come and arrest this cat-lickin' imposter before I become too Ill to attend the huge Barbeque we are having to celebrate Patty-poo's untimely (it should have been 20 months' ago!!!) Death?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That's the movie that tries to make liberals feel sorry for the starving dotheads, right? I heard about that one. They never mention repenting of hindoo demon worship and intead accepting Christ as their Savior© at all.

            Typical Hollywood joos.
            Well, when I hear about starving dotheads, I tell them to have a Big Mac.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Well, when I hear about starving dotheads, I tell them to have a Big Mac.
              While doing security duty to one of Pastor Zeke's visits to Bangkok this one begged told me "please sire, I haven't eaten in days". I thought "Wow, how can they do that, I get hungry after four hours? "

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #22
                Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                While doing security duty to one of Pastor Zeke's visits to Bangkok this one begged told me "please sire, I haven't eaten in days". I thought "Wow, how can they do that I get hungry after four hours? "
                Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.
                  We are trying to feed and cloth them Martin.

                  Question; Why are they naked and hungry? Because they reject God.

                  Answer; get to them to convert to Christianity and God will gifted them with food and clothing.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #24
                    Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    Check Matthew 25:34-45 for what Jesus has to say about the whole issue.
                    I already know the very first thing JESUS would say if He were to come back to Earth this very minute: "I HATE PAT-TRICK SWAYZEE!!!"

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                    • MirthMenace
                      Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 79

                      #25
                      Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                      So I heard Kanye West showed up at Patrick Swayze's funeral going on and on about how much better Michael Jackson's funeral was. Could it be?

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                      • JoelObadiah
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 6

                        #26
                        Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                        Bleh! That foul rotten sinner got what he deserved.

                        If he copped a good ol' beating and some sense knocked into his rotten unsaved brain, he wouldn't be in hell.

                        I take pity on this little rascal and wuld take great joy in using his grave as a toilet!

                        Amen to having one less unsaved scum alive on earth!
                        Amen!

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