Angels?

[DeadonDemonDrool]

So what do you people think of God's heavenly angels? I'm quite surprised that I haven't heard much about them on this forum.

So could you just tell me your beliefs on them (if any at all?)

I don't mean this in any negative way, I'm just honestly curious!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Angels?

If it's in the Bible, I believe it. Are there angels in the Bible? Yes?

Asked and answered. Next stupid question please.

Oh, and by the way something, what is a Demon Swing? Is it some sort of perverted sex toy or torture device?

[DeadonDemonDrool]

Re: Angels?

Demons wing
Used to be Angels Wings

[James Hutchins]

Re: Angels?

Isn't Demon Swing that demented music from the 1940's that guys that wore Zoot suits listened to?

By the way, what is a Deadon, is like a Deacon?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Angels?

Angels are one of the greatest proofs against the failed THEORY of evilution! Not ONE darwinist has ever managed to produce a transitional fossil leading from a lower life form to an angel!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Angels?

So what do you people think of God's heavenly angels? I'm quite surprised that I haven't heard much about them on this forum.

So could you just tell me your beliefs on them (if any at all?)

I don't mean this in any negative way, I'm just honestly curious!

Basically there are 108 mentions of angels in the Old Testament and 180 in the New

They bring Ge:16:9 -11 etc
They walk up and down ladders even though they can fly Ge:28:12:
They can redeem you Ge:48:16:
They burn but not well Ex:3:2:
They act as guides Ex:23:20:
They help in slaughtering people Ex:23:23:
They obstruct travellers Nu:22:22 - 35:
They have a covenant with us J'g:2:1 – 4
They curse people J'g:5:23:
They know how to cook J'g:6:20 - 21:
They are pretty impressive J'g:6:22:
They make the infertile, fertile J'g:13:3:
And look pretty terrible: J'g:13:6:
They appear, don’t tell you their name and ascend in a column of flame J'g:13:9 - 21:
They carry swords (they might carry guns now, but I don’t know 1Ch:21:30:
They know where people bear ephahs Zec:5:10:

And lots more.

In the New Testament they do the same sort of thing and also

Appear in dreams M't:1:20:
They are capable of saving falling bodies M't:4:6:
They will kill 2/3rds of Mankind M't:13:39: but don’t know when it will be M't:24:36:
They come with a trumpet sound M't:24:31:
One of them is called Gabriel Lu:1:19:
An angel gave Jesus His Name Lu:2:21: (Praise!)
They take beggars to Abraham Lu:16:22:
They help convicts escape Ac:5:19:
Peter isn’t an angel Ac:12:23:
We shall judge the angels 1Co:6:3: (and they will kill us – see above)
What they say, goes Heb:2:2:
Another one is called Michael Jude:1:9:
There’s also some pretty scary stuff in Revelations – you want to read that.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Angels?

I am typically surrounded by an entourage of 20 angels. Two of them, Spike and Guido, are my personal bodyguards. The rest fetch me things like bottled water.



I only drink Bling, baby.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Angels?

I am typically surrounded by an entourage of 20 angels. Two of them, Spike and Guido, are my personal bodyguards. The rest fetch me things like bottled water.



I only drink Bling, baby.

You old curmudgeon, why am I not in the least bit surprised!