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  • These Homers Love Spotted Dick

    Yet more proof that the queers in the British Isles are running amok and demanding that a favorite dish be given back its original name.



    Spotted Dick back on the menu
    after U-turn by council bosses
    who renamed it Spotted Richard

    By Daily Mail Reporter
    Last updated at 8:53 AM on 24th September 2009


    Straight-laced council bosses did an about-turn about changing the name of the steaming pudding after being accused of taking political correctness too far.


    However council workers at Flintshire will be refused meals if they continue to make 'childish or rude jokes' about Spotted Dick.

    Canteen staff had been ordered to turn Dick into Richard three weeks ago after sniggers by customers.

    Diners in the canteen at Flintshire County Council offices in Mold, North Wales, were told the name of traditional British favourite put was changed because it was 'offensive'.

    But the decision sparked a storm of criticism from all over Britain.
    Council chief executive Colin Everett has said: 'The impression given that the council might have been 'politically correct' has led to some derision.
    'Sadly it has also led to a number of abusive letters being sent in from across the country.'

    He said catering staff had used their initiative in ordering the name change following the 'childish comments of one regular customer'.

    But he said: 'In full agreement with the catering management we will observe proper tradition and refer to all dishes by their proper name.
    'Spotted Dick will be back on the menu under its proper and proud name.
    'In future, any customers who act in this childish way will be asked to behave properly or will be refused service.'

    Spotted Dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit thought to have originated in the 1850s.

    The 'spotted' part of the name refers to the currants, which resemble spots, and 'Dick' is believed to derive from the word dough.

    He said: "It is true that the correct title for this dish is Spotted Dick.
    'However, because of several immature comments from a few customers, catering staff renamed the dish Spotted Richard - or sometimes even Sultana Sponge.

    'This was not a policy decision, canteen staff simply acted as they thought best to put an end to unwelcome and childish comments, albeit from a very small number of customers.'
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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    Re: These Homers Love Spotted Dick

    Everyone in Britain is a homer, this will not change that.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • #3
      Re: These Homers Love Spotted Dick

      A member of my congregation, who worked tirelessly in my Truck Stop Ministry, had Spotted Dick once. He insisted he was not a homosexual, but that he had gone to extraordinary lengths in witnessing to a young trucker, so he could gain the fellow's trust. I didn't know whether to believe him or not, but I sent him to the STD clinic. They gave him some erythromycin and it cleared right up.

      So, just so you all know, Spotted Dick IS curable.
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      • #4
        Re: These Homers Love Spotted Dick

        The UK is riddled with sodomites who revel in their iniquity and flaunt their Greek practises. Another homer-christened dish is here Eating Welsh faggots with Gelert

        (Gelert appears to be a Welsh name - steer clear of anyone called Gelert.)
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        • #5
          Re: These Homers Love Spotted Dick

          Oh, my God. First it's spotted dick and now we have welsh faggots. I'm about to throw up on my keyboard.

          I swear that if ANY future issue of National Geographic shows up with ANYTHING in it about Wales I'm going to cancel my subscription!!

          I know, I know, please don't try to dissuade me from taking that step. Even though I might miss future stories featuring south sea island women running around with those beautiful round brown tits flopping discovering flora and fauna in their jungle paradise, it's just a sacrifice I will have to make.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #6
            Re: These Homers Love Spotted Dick

            There are many abominations in the grocery store these days.

            Surely this is some kind of bizarro Catholic depravity:


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