Fitness and Sport Thread

[Sungstra]

As Gluttony and Slothfulness are 2 of the seven deadly sins, I thought I would create a thread that discuss sport and general fitness. It's a place where we can come in a friendly and encouraging fashion to discuss what sports we enjoy watching on TV, what teams we follow, if we play sports ourselves or anything related.

I, myself enjoy jogging. I used to be a member of a gym but it my gym membership wasn't being used enough to make the money spent viable so I didn't renew it.

I like jogging because that is the time when I usually reflect on the day and creation and so forth and as we are moving into summer, the days will be getting longer and the conditions will be better for this to occur. I also like playing hockey and watching AFL and tennis.

Now, someone else's turn!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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You're gay, right?

[Talitha]

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I've heard Jogging makes all your internal organs get shaken about and you die.

Is that what you want?

[Wide-Open]

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Moving into summer? Friend, are you drunk? We are moving into winter!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Moving into summer? Friend, are you drunk?

Well, he is an Abo. Instead of water coming out of drinking fountains, they have Foster's.

[Talitha]

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He's crazy.
He tried to kill me!

[Blakeyoung]

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I am very eager for summer to finally come. During the colder months I often find myself getting somewhat lethargic and not really doing much other than working out. However, when summer (and the nicer weather) hits I get out my bike and start cycling, swimming/surfing and jogging/running/walking. So much better than winter social football games!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am very eager for summer to finally come. During the colder months I often find myself getting somewhat lethargic and not really doing much other than working out. However, when summer (and the nicer weather) hits I get out my bike and start cycling, swimming/surfing and jogging/running/walking. So much better than winter social football games!

Uhm, Summer is over pal. Autumn just started a few days ago....

[HTannor]

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.....However, when summer (and the nicer weather) hits I get out my bike and start cycling....

bike? cycling? I suppose you buy into that commie inspired global warming, low carbon footprint claptrap. What have you got against a Godly F350 4X4?

.....swimming/surfing and jogging/running/walking....

And I suppose you do all that stuff half naked. I'm beginning to think Brother Jim was right asking Sungstra if he's gay. This may well apply to you as well.

....So much better than winter social football games!

There is nothing "social" about Godly American Football. Lord only knows what sort of homer football is played in your area.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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I know my photos do not show it, but in my early days I was quite fit. I had a magnificent head of hair, too, but God saw fit to deprive me of it to take away that vanity! Bless Him!

We didn't have gymnasiums in those days except for calisthenics and basketball, which was big in Lawrence, KS since the inventor of the game, James Naismith, founded the sports program at the University of Kansas. No, I grew up on the farm, so early days were active in chores, and climbing trees, but since I was naturally quite strong for my age, I just took to showing off by lifting everything heavy I could. By the time I was 15, I was using a discarded truck rear axle to do what would be known today as "curls." My arms, shoulders, and chest were broad and thick. We milked about ten cows per day morning and night, and I had to climb a long flight of steps with two full pails several times per milking, so my legs were also quite stout.

I played football in high school, back when the helmets were leather and pads were just being developed. What fun it was flattening two opposing linemen and the look of surprise in their eyes!

I lost my taste for most sport when men quit doing it for love of the game. When the money came, then the nigras wanted in on it, and their obvious physical attributes made it too easy for them to best the average white competitor. So I don't spend too much time on sport any more, even KU.

In Christ,
Warren

[Brother V]

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As Gluttony and Slothfulness are 2 of the seven deadly sins,

Seven deadly what now?

Where is this found in the Bible (KJV1611)?

I'm unfamiliar with it?

YIC
V

[Hank]

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In the summer I like hunting rabbits and foxes and whatever else I can find and in the winter I like hunting foxes and sometimes stray dogs if the sherrif asks me to.

[Sungstra]

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I've heard Jogging makes all your internal organs get shaken about and you die.

Is that what you want?

I heard being a sedentary bludger who shovels calorie ridden pies into their mouth, non-stop, 24/7 causes your internal organs to drown in saturated fat and you die.

Is this what you want?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I heard being a sedentary bludger who shovels calorie ridden pies into their mouth, non-stop, 24/7 causes your internal organs to drown in saturated fat and you die.

Is this what you want?

So you are gay sinner. Only a gay man would attack a woman like that while at the same times be so effeminate as to exercise for their looks.

Listen sinner if you do not repent the only "jogging" you will be doing is trying to out run the very flames of Hell for all eternity. Turn or burn Suckstra.

[Levi Jones]

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This thread is great for God's favorite sport in His favorite country on His favorite day.

Go Cowboys!