True Christian™ Encyclopedia/Dictionary

[Brother Samuel]

I found a set of encyclopedias that were published in the 1940's in my attic today and made an interesting discovery. They use the proper definitions. A rod is "an instrument used in proper child-rearing" and M~ing is called "sexual self-abuse". True Christians™ everywhere should rejoice that someone, even as far back as that time, had the sense enough to follow God. No doubt, the publishing company was based in Freehold. I believe it would be a great service to our brothers and sisters in Christ to establish an online encyclopedia/dictionary so that we can avoid such abominations as wickerpedia and dictionaery.com

In Jesus,

Brother Samuel

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christian™ Encyclopedia/Dictionary

I found a set of encyclopedias that were published in the 1940's in my attic today and made an interesting discovery. They use the proper definitions. A rod is "an instrument used in proper child-rearing" and M~ing is called "sexual self-abuse". True Christians™ everywhere should rejoice that someone, even as far back as that time, had the sense enough to follow God. No doubt, the publishing company was based in Freehold. I believe it would be a great service to our brothers and sisters in Christ to establish an online encyclopedia/dictionary so that we can avoid such abominations as wickerpedia and dictionaery.com

In Jesus,

Brother Samuel

Friend,

The probation against M-ing, or seed murder is timeless. It is clear from the Bible that the soul enters the body with the seed. Therefore no-reproductive sex is nothing more than the murder of countless thousands for mere personal pleasure. That is why God hates homers for countless millions they curly cut down for their sport. You can almost here them giggling and praising Satan as the commit another massacre with their tallywackers.

[OnYourKnees]

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I believe it would be a great service to our brothers and sisters in Christ to establish an online encyclopedia/dictionary so that we can avoid such abominations as wickerpedia and dictionaery.com

An interesting idea. But do you dislike Conservapedia.com?

[MoonFlower]

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Friend,

The probation against M-ing, or seed murder is timeless. It is clear from the Bible that the soul enters the body with the seed. Therefore no-reproductive sex is nothing more than the murder of countless thousands for mere personal pleasure. That is why God hates homers for countless millions they curly cut down for their sport. You can almost here them giggling and praising Satan as the commit another massacre with their tallywackers.

How do you feel about artificial insemination then BJ? Could you imagine being able to reproduce so many Godly children?

Moon

[Brother Samuel]

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How do you feel about artificial insemination then BJ? Could you imagine being able to reproduce so many Godly children?

Moon

God already told us how to reproduce and gave us the equipment to do it. I think I'll do this God's way.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: True Christian™ Encyclopedia/Dictionary

I found a set of encyclopedias that were published in the 1940's in my attic today and made an interesting discovery. They use the proper definitions. A rod is "an instrument used in proper child-rearing" and M~ing is called "sexual self-abuse". True Christians™ everywhere should rejoice that someone, even as far back as that time, had the sense enough to follow God. No doubt, the publishing company was based in Freehold. I believe it would be a great service to our brothers and sisters in Christ to establish an online encyclopedia/dictionary so that we can avoid such abominations as wickerpedia and dictionaery.com

In Jesus,

Brother Samuel

I don't know why Brother samuel Turned his face from the Lord and got hisself banned and damned....but I think the Lord was speaking through him before he turned to Satan, when he instigated the idea for a true christian dictionary. I mean God didn't write the dictionary....some possibly un/non-christians (or worse) wrote it....yet we as Gods people have no alternative but to use it as a reference book.....when it could only be referring us closer to satan if we don't reject it as the book of Satans lies that it is, and write ourselves an honest to goodness 100% christian Dictionary (Christionary?) That way we could make it contain ONLY THE WORDS THAT ARE FOUND IN THE KING JAMES BIBLE. Any other words would have to be subject to approval by the LBC, and words such as A-Rab, Homersexual, Liberal, Negro, Cathylick and wicker could all be replaced with just ONE definition. And that definition would be DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!! Praise be to Jesus!!

[lilith]

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All together now:"Every sperm is sacred!"

I do wonder though....when women age the eggs which haven't been used are not viable any more - so WHY would God design things that way if every tiny bit of the human reproductive process should be used for procreation?
WHY do you suppose that is?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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All together now:"Every sperm is sacred!"

I do wonder though....when women age the eggs which haven't been used are not viable any more - so WHY would God design things that way if every tiny bit of the human reproductive process should be used for procreation?
WHY do you suppose that is?

If there are unused eggs it means quite obviously that the woman has either been using contraception, is a papist nun or a clam bumping bulldyke. In all instances her reward is clearly stated in the Bible, ie eternal damnation. praise the Lord. And stop thinking. youre just a woman and you're wasting extra oxygen using your brain the way God did not intend!

[lilith]

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If there are unused eggs it means quite obviously that the woman has either been using contraception, is a papist nun or a clam bumping bulldyke. In all instances her reward is clearly stated in the Bible, ie eternal damnation. praise the Lord. And stop thinking. youre just a woman and you're wasting extra oxygen using your brain the way God did not intend!

Not true - women have many many more eggs than they could possibly use,even were they to have a child every nine - ten months.
So I ask again,WHY the surplus?

[Ixi]

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Friend,

The probation against M-ing, or seed murder is timeless. It is clear from the Bible that the soul enters the body with the seed. Therefore no-reproductive sex is nothing more than the murder of countless thousands for mere personal pleasure. That is why God hates homers for countless millions they curly cut down for their sport. You can almost here them giggling and praising Satan as the commit another massacre with their tallywackers.

Your arguement is weak. Out of all those "souls" that are used in reproductive sex, only one becomes a person, ONE! Or two if it's twins! And what about nocturnal emmisions? Ooh, I always wondered about the statement "Murderer in my sleep".

[SalvationSeeker]

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Hello again, Ixy.. It's been a long time since I saw you.
Do you still hate God?

Out of all those "souls" that are used in reproductive sex, only one becomes a person, ONE!

Exactly.
And that is why Jesus hates homersexuals so intensely.
And it is why HE hates m'ming, condoms, and birth control pills.
It is why HE hates any kind of sex that isn't intended to produce a new Christian soldier.

Even when a man knows his concubines - even then must he avoid all kinds of birth control.
Though the child would be a bastard and thus unable to enter the congregation of the LORD:
He can still kill unbelievers for Jesus and America, even if he may never go to heaven. Glory!

All those millions of lost souls die for a reason, that ONE of them will become a baby who will eventually grow up to kill mudslimes for Jesus.
If that single, precious soul, is lost too, then all that death is in vain!
And the one responsible for it is nothing but a mass murderer.

Or two if it's twins!

Glory!
In such cases, TWO souls have survived the bloody carnage that is ejaculation and (possibly) avoided hell!

And what about nocturnal emmisions? Ooh, I always wondered about the statement "Murderer in my sleep".

No.. Those souls are actually raptured by Jesus Himself.

[lilith]

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So...NO answer then,huh?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Lilith - Jesus doesnt expect us to account for every wiggly wriggly jiggly little tadpole used in the act of soldier-making, just as you aren't expected to account for any unused eggs . Think of it in this way. Do you expect every bullet issued in the Coalition of the Willing to kill a sandcoon? Well hopefully, yes, but realistically NO. Having excess eggs and millions of extra holy tadpoles is just Gods way of giving us FULLY LOADED MAGAZINES, knowing that, in spite of our best efforts, we can't be expected to get a bullseye every single time. We are after all, only human. So next time you and your husband bathe, pray, and lie down to make soldiers for Jesus, don't be afraid to SQUEEZE YOUR GOOD HUSBANDS TRIGGER UNTIL HIS MAGAZINE IS EMPTY. Have no fear, Jesus will reload you both in due course.

[Brother Temperance]

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We are after all, only human. So next time you and your husband bathe, pray, and lie down to make soldiers for Jesus, don't be afraid to have your good husband PULL HIS TRIGGER UNTIL HIS MAGAZINE IS EMPTY. Praise Jesus.

Psst, Guy, that hairy heathen hippy doesn't have a husband. Have you ever heard the expression "married to the sea"? Well, replace the word "sea" with "Ukranian navy", and that's Lilith.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Psst, Guy, that hairy heathen hippy doesn't have a husband. Have you ever heard the expression "married to the sea"? Well, replace the word "sea" with "Ukranian navy", and that's Lilith.

Ahah. So THATS where they go for target practice.