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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Would YOU?

    CNN online asks:

    Quick Vote



    Would you pay $4.95 to attend a motivational speech by President George W. Bush?
    Yes
    No
    or see results
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    • Osambo 08
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 671
      #2
      Re: Would YOU?

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      CNN online asks:

      Quick Vote



      Would you pay $4.95 to attend a motivational speech by President George W. Bush?
      Yes
      No
      or see results
      that's like asking someone to pee in my mouth. What are you even doing on that site , anyway. It's as liberal as it gets.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912
          #3
          Re: Would YOU?

          Someone's changed the vote to something about some Godless Brit! $4.95? Ridiculous! GWB's price is incalculable!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974
              #4
              Re: Would YOU?

              Amen, Brother Bathfire. I would sell the organs of my female children for such a privilege!
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930
                  #5
                  Re: Would YOU?

                  I this this is a misprint. Surely, they mean the equivalent of 4.95 ounces in gold for such an honor!
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Would YOU?

                      I don't need to pay anything.



                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: Would YOU?



                          Me, I'm thinking of throwing in a full $5. Perhaps our dear President Bush has once again been attacked by Assasination Pretzels -
                          causing him to Consume Vast Quantities and so go into Rehab. And that Co$ts!

                          Perhaps if all we Christians go en masse, the Revenue will be enough for him (poor Man) to even buy a pair of shoes so that Concerned folks will no longer feel compelled to toss him a pair

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