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  • Rev Moonfloss
    Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 91
    #16
    Re: The "Make it Better" game

    Iz seez him da uder day down at dat der taco stand holin hands wit a beener! Iz do thinks dat wez needs ta stop dat der weddin of his cause Iz sure that he smells like beans now!
    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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      • NeedsToBeSaved
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2009
        • 2
        #17
        Re: The "Make it Better" game

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?

        How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is and is he really from Mexico?

        Next: Deep Fried twinkies make delicious after school treats for children.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #18
            Re: The "Make it Better" game

            Originally posted by NeedsToBeSaved View Post
            How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is and is he really from Mexico?

            Next: Deep Fried twinkies make delicious after school treats for children.
            Deep friend twinkies with deep fried snikers on the side.

            NEXED:laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chines losing his unemployment benefits.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: The "Make it Better" game

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                NEXED:laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chines losing his unemployment benefits.
                Laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chinee losing his unemployment benefits but DOUBLING his Tithe to Landover Baptist Church!


                Next: Disneyland goes bankrupt.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Emil Sledge
                    struggling to make sense for Jesus
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 257
                    #20
                    Re: The "Make it Better" game

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?
                    One a the guys over to the buffin shop where I used a work he brought in a bunch a stuff from that Taco bell acros the street and them apple empanadas was ok but that other stuff in the bag wernt fit to give a dog. Boysenberrie mepanadas would sure be better but nothin like boysenberrie pie made by Lola.
                    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #21
                        Re: The "Make it Better" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chinee losing his unemployment benefits but DOUBLING his Tithe to Landover Baptist Church!


                        Next: Disneyland goes bankrupt.
                        Disneyland going bankrupt after Hanna Montana is convicted of fraud.

                        Homers plunging to their death when the San Fransisco Bay Bridge collapses.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: The "Make it Better" game

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Homers plunging to their death when the San Fransisco Bay Bridge collapses.
                            Homers plunging to their death when the San Fransisco Bay Bridge collapses while busloads of nuns are going over it.


                            A plane full of joo lawyers crashes...
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739
                                #23
                                Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                A plane full of Joo lawyer's crashes into a mooslim mosk in Mecca

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #24
                                    Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                    Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                                    A plane full of Joo lawyer's crashes into a mooslim mosk in Mecca
                                    ,.. while the Muslims are meeting with their atheist terrorist allies like Richard Dawkins and Hugo Chavez,..

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                        Next: The Catholic church merges with the Jehovah Witless church...
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #26
                                            Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Next: The Catholic church merges with the Jehovah Witless church...
                                            And the resulting monstrosity is sued into oblivion by Frenchy lawers for fraud!

                                            Next: The Godly USA files a class-action suit against France, for being French.
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • Lola Handcock
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Oct 2009
                                                • 739
                                                #27
                                                Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                                for being French ,and the fact that the USA has had to bail them out twice in the same century...............

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                    Next: The Godly USA files a class-action suit against France, for being French.
                                                    Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                                                    for being French ,and the fact that the USA has had to bail them out twice in the same century...............
                                                    ...And the French surrender and become our 52nd State.



                                                    Next: All sodomites are banned from professional sports: soccer, hockey and bicycicle racing disappear overnight.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Lola Handcock
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                        • 739
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                                        Next: All sodomites are banned from professional sports: soccer, hockey and bicycicle racing disappear overnight.
                                                        __________________
                                                        And are replace by gladiator games where Christians to to throw.........

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: The "Make it Better" game

                                                            Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                                                            And are replace by gladiator games where Christians get to throw.........
                                                            . . . sodomites and liberals and Nancy Pelosi to the lions!
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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