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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574

    #1

    The "Make it Better" game

    Same as the "make it worse" game, only positive.

    I'll start: Chocolate-coated bacon.
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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: The "Make it Better" game

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Same as the "make it worse" game, only positive.

    I'll start: Chocolate-coated bacon.
    Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.

    Liz Taylor finally burning in hell.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Jenni111
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 323

      #3
      Re: The "Make it Better" game

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.

      Liz Taylor finally burning in hell.
      Liz Taylor having her back broken


      Hitler has a grandson who is alive

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      • crazychick
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2009
        • 48

        #4
        Re: The "Make it Better" game

        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
        Liz Taylor having her back broken


        Hitler has a grandson who is alive
        Hitler has a grandson who is alive, but being kept in a concentration camp!!

        Next : Pickled onions

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: The "Make it Better" game

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.
          Battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburger.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: The "Make it Better" game

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburger.
            FREE battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburgers!

            Next: The 2009 Witch Hunt.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Hank
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 405

              #7
              Re: The "Make it Better" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The 2009 Witch hunt with free ammo suplied by the Church.

              Dead Iraqis
              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

              GOD HATES FAGS
              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

              WHITE AND PROUD

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              • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 722

                #8
                Re: The "Make it Better" game

                Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                Dead Iraqis
                Dead iraqis burnt to a crisp and with an American flag shoved up their butts. (I have a pic of this, do you want to see it?)
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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: The "Make it Better" game

                  Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                  Dead iraqis burnt to a crisp and with an American flag shoved up their butts. (I have a pic of this, do you want to see it?)

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                  • Isabella Abbey
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 166

                    #10
                    Re: The "Make it Better" game

                    Next: The TV show "Glee".

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: The "Make it Better" game

                      Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                      Next: The TV show "Glee".
                      Glee banned for pornography and promoting occultism.

                      Mass layoff of American unionized(as in mooching LOOTERS) autoworkers.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Isabella Abbey
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 166

                        #12
                        Re: The "Make it Better" game

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        This post is disqualified since Glee is banned in Freehold for pornography and promoting occultism.

                        But.... It's about American Values, like football and high school and grape Slushies.
                        Occultism? I think I might have missed that episode...........

                        Mass hiring of the unemployed by the Reinvestment projects on highways and infrastructure!

                        Next: new suede gloves on a frosty morning, when the steering wheel is all cold.

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                        • Pedro Chavez
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: The "Make it Better" game

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Mass layoff of American unionized(as in mooching LOOTERS) autoworkers.
                          After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans.

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                          • Emil Sledge
                            struggling to make sense for Jesus
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 257

                            #14
                            Re: The "Make it Better" game

                            Originally posted by Pedro Chavez View Post
                            After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans.
                            After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans to scrub every toilet from here back to Messico city.

                            Next: Pot roast and macarony and cheese flavored tacos and boysenberrie empanadas.
                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464

                              #15
                              Re: The "Make it Better" game

                              Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                              After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans to scrub every toilet from here back to Messico city.

                              Next: Pot roast and macarony and cheese flavored tacos and boysenberrie empanadas.
                              How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?
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