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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    YOU can help Walmart this Christmas!

    As we know, in recent years Walmart has resumed the Tradition of Wishing its customers a Merry Christmas.

    But the experience won't be complete for Christians if the Greeter just says "Hello!" or something lame. We need to fill him full of Scripture.

    What Bible Verse or quotation would you suggest? Nothing too lengthy, of course, or this could be counter-productive during the upcoming Black Friday stampede.

    It's MY thread and I get to go first!!!!!

    I shall start with: "Suffer the Children to Come Into Me"
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22877

    #2
    Re: YOU can help Walmart this Christmas!

    Here's a few:

    Ge:42:7: And Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but made himself strange unto them, and spake roughly unto them; and he said unto them, Whence come ye? And they said, From the land of Canaan to buy food.

    Ge:44:25: And our father said, Go again, and buy us a little food.


    De:2:6: Ye shall buy meat of them for money, that ye may eat; and ye shall also buy water of them for money, that ye may drink.

    2Sa:24:24a: And the king said unto Araunah, Nay; but I will surely buy it of thee at a price:

    M't:14:15: And when it was evening, his disciples came to him, saying, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages, and buy themselves victuals.

    Joh:6:5: When Jesus then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Philip, Whence shall we buy bread, that these may eat?

    For free offers: Isa:55:1: Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: YOU can help Walmart this Christmas!

      Excellent Verse, Brother! And if there are multiple Greeters, all professing their favorite Scripture, all at the same time, my,
      won't Shoppers be even more confused, I mean, Inspired!!!

      Here's my favorite Greeter, from the Springfield Store. Looks like Brother Abraham is giving them a little Deuteronomy already!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: YOU can help Walmart this Christmas!

        I'd like to see the Walmart greeters shout this verse out at the top of their lungs during the Christmas season:

        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Emil Sledge
          struggling to make sense for Jesus
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 257

          #5
          Re: YOU can help Walmart this Christmas!

          Maybe I can get ahold of one of them WalMart vests and I could work as a greeter without getting paid for awhile! I could be a volunteer shouting at the top of my lungs to all the godless demons that enter the store meaning to defile the real meaning of Jesus' birthday with the following verse:

          2 Samuel 12:14 (King James Version)


          14"Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die!"


          That ought to get their attention!
          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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