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  • Sally Paulson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 325
    #16
    HELP! I need a man to help fix my computer

    Help! I just got this email:

    "Dear user e-mail,

    Your mailbox has exceeded the limit of your quote e-mail. It will not be
    able to send or receive new messages until you increase your mailbox size.
    Need to update your email and clicking on the link below and fill out the
    information to re-validate the account.

    http://emailadmincenterhelpdesk/cont...ls2/form1.html


    Warning!
    Failure to update your account within three days of the update, your
    account will be closed permanently.

    Thanks for using our web-mail
    Copyright © 2012 Email Admin Center Helpdesk"

    I tried to make my mailbox bigger by resizing the window, but it's just not big enough. I ordered a bigger monitor but it's not going to be here for days. Without email, how will I get my Facebook updates? What do I do?
    #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #17
        Re: Computer problems: advice, prayer, faith-repairing

        Be careful.

        It could be a Nigerian Dictator after scamming your keystrokes to steal your identity so he can escape the Hague.

        Do you want to go to the Hague foe extraGodly genocide?

        Never use that account again and reformat your hard drive.

        YIC
        Posted via Mobile Device
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #18
            Re: Computer problems: advice, prayer, faith-repairing

            I have a new problem. I used to be able to copy/paste hypertext into my reply window, but now it just pastes the text without the hyperlink. I'm using Firefox.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22888
                #19
                Re: Computer problems: advice, prayer, faith-repairing

                Do you mean: Es:8:13a: The copy of the writing for a commandment to be given in every province was published unto all people,

                And now it doesn't work?

                Say The Lord's Prayer, whilst holding down the Ctrl key; see if that helps.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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