[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Can you Play?

Oh my GOD, Pastor Pistle (on the Right) certainly has lost a lot of weight! Why, he barely looks like a Baptist Preacher any more!

shhhhhh, but I think he had on a man girdle just for that shot sweet Sister Sue.

[Talitha]

Re: Can you Play?

Sister Thumper.............. I think you are hiding something from me!! Pastor Ezekiel is always talking about what a fabulous pair of Maraccas you own.
I overheard him the other day about talking how he had spent the evening Banging away with you in the bedroom. It's a strange place to keep a Drum Kit but obviously Pastor knows best.

I shall have to come over with Pastor Bobby-Joe and play with you both sometime.

[OnYourKnees]

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I shall have to come over with Pastor Bobby-Joe and play with you both sometime.

Ah, if only my instrument were so portable. Alas, its bulk and weight means that I can't bring it by and turn your foursome into a quintet.

I don't suppose Pastor has one at his house, does he? I play rather vigorously at time, but promise not to abuse it, or pound too hard!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Oh dear trust a heathen to start corrupting yet another Thread with her innuendo's. Mind you, there are rumours that Hells-singer is in possession of a rather fine Pink Oboe. I expect it belongs to her husband.



You are welcome. I try and do as much as I can to Evangelize the Artistic bent of our Lord and HIS Worshippers.

Now, tell me Mr Sayved, why do you use that Avatar? We all know that Motorsickles are all ridden by Homer Men and Lesbeen Dykes on Bikes. Or was that Horses?

I am using Satan's own motorized tool against him to bring the word of Jesus to all, (homers and lezbeans excepted, I just run over the top of them) I was given this mission by the Lord.

[Talitha]

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I am using Satan's own motorized tool against him to bring the word of Jesus to all, (homers and lezbeans excepted, I just run over the top of them) I was given this mission by the Lord.

Well, as far as I was aware, The Lord's own choice of Vehicle for running down Sodomites is a Hum-Vee. A purpose-built vehicle probably invented by Jesus HIM self.
Going around the Countryside with a Big Throbbing V-Twin strapped to your thighs is all well and good but certainly not as effective.

The only good thing about these Harley Davidson Machines is that they are American Iron. Bringing in Tax-Payers $$ to help fight the war on Terror.

Now, tell me Sonny, can you Pluck?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Well, as far as I was aware, The Lord's own choice of Vehicle for running down Sodomites is a Hum-Vee. A purpose-built vehicle probably invented by Jesus HIM self.
Going around the Countryside with a Big Throbbing V-Twin strapped to your thighs is all well and good but certainly not as effective.

The only good thing about these Harley Davidson Machines is that they are American Iron. Bringing in Tax-Payers $$ to help fight the war on Terror.

Now, tell me Sonny, can you Pluck?

While a HumVee is certainly the Weapon of Choice I have found that a Harley has the advantage of mobility and surprise. It is much more maneuverable at the sidewalk homer festivals that they frequent.

Once you have the front wheel off the ground it is easy. The only downside is that you do have to dig meat out of the frame and drive belt later.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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With all the double entendres you lace you posts with Rachael are your surprised.

Me??

Yes, I bet Hellsinger couldn’t post something with out some veiled reference to some lewd act if she wanted to. PRAISE Jesus we TRUE Christians are not like her.

BTW Thank you for the fine performance you gave last night on my instrument Sister Talitha. I found it fully and deeply satisfying and it has left me with a spirit of rejoicing. Jesus smiled on the skilled and experience touched you showed handling it Sister Talitha.

*Sigh*

[Bobby-Joe]

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Me??



*Sigh*

What?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I've played a couple instruments in my time. I do like the piano. And please, do you all think that just for once you could leave out the probable filthy remarks which will no doubt be along the lines of something about my playing the 'flesh flute'?

It is truly heart warming to hear that so many True Christians™ are using their God given talents to make music in His honor. Everyone should be proud of their accomplishments.

Each instrument requires the development of many nuances in order to play competently. I myself have specialized in woodwind instruments that require many oral skills. The clarinet in particular demands a firm embouchure on the mouthpiece with particular focus on stroking the reed with the tongue to achieve staccato and legato sounds. Having recently taken up the concert flute has required new skills, as the instrument is particularly demanding of sensitive lip movements in order to achieve proper intonation and timbre. I have heard that many female French horn players have a difficult time, but when they finally master the instrument they are a joy to behold.

The pleasure of playing in an ensemble shows no bounds, as we follow the demands of the music and our fellow players through all the crescendos and decrescendos to the final chord resolutions at the end of the piece we are playing.

[Petal]

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i not want to show-off but i gonna! i nearly a drummer cuz i play the spoons, it be a gift i inherrited from my momma, she would play the wooden spoons on my butts when i were nawty . at this time i not alloweds to have metal spoons cuz i stuck a fork in my big borther's neck cuz he saids he were gonna sit on my bestest kitty's head an do some schmelly fartz . so now all my cutleery be made of plastick an it not sounds as good as metals an that make me angrys!

plastick spoons be differint from silver spoons, which were what bootiful Miss.Princess were born wiv in her mouth i protects her everyday from my stinky an evil borther he so jeelous cuz she so classy

[lilith]

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i not want to show-off but i gonna! i nearly a drummer cuz i play the spoons, it be a gift i inherrited from my momma, she would play the wooden spoons on my butts when i were nawty . at this time i not alloweds to have metal spoons cuz i stuck a fork in my big borther's neck cuz he saids he were gonna sit on my bestest kitty's head an do some schmelly fartz . so now all my cutleery be made of plastick an it not sounds as good as metals an that make me angrys!

plastick spoons be differint from silver spoons, which were what bootiful Miss.Princess were born wiv in her mouth i protects her everyday from my stinky an evil borther he so jeelous cuz she so classy

I can play spoons too Petal - at least,I could - haven't tried for years.
Perhaps a laxative in your brother's coffee might give him something else to think about.

[Petal]

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I can play spoons too Petal - at least,I could - haven't tried for years.

you needs to pick up them spoons again, Miss.Lilith. but this time maybee you play "amazin grace", not "purple haze be in my brains"

Perhaps a laxative in your brother's coffee might give him something else to think about.

thank you for them advices, but i not want him to crap on kitty's head!

[SUV]

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"purple haze be in my brains"

Which has obviously leached into her eyes.

Oh, my Blue-eyed JESUS!!! What compels this "Lady" to insist on remaining to be so chronically un$avED???

[lilith]

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Which has obviously leached into her eyes.

Oh, my Blue-eyed JESUS!!! What compels this "Lady" to insist on remaining to be so chronically un$avED???

Beats me SUV....maybe the company I keep?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can you Play?

...."purple haze be in my brains"....

Miss Petal, I'll bet you didn't know that the nigra boy you were just quoting from was not only a known narcotics user, but he was also a radical homersexural! The rest of that song you were quoting from contains the demonic line "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"!

I am frankly shocked and surprised that an innocent flower such as yourself would even know of such things.