Good People of Landover, I want to share an insideous threat with you that I have discovered.
While I was getting my nails done this afternoon, I heard the jabbering and chattering of foreign tongues. When I looked at the TV screen mounted in the corner of the salon, from where the sound was coming, my blood ran cold.
Not only was a foreign film being shown, BUT THE FILM'S "MESSAGE" WAS BEING FLASHED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN IN HUGE LETTERS! In English!
Usually one can bypass whatever evil-minded or Communist brainwashing these "foreign films" are spouting, because you have no way of even knowing what they're talking about, anyway. But some subliminal technological trickery has now been added so vulnerable viewers subconsciously "absorb" what is being said.
There is no escape!
My advice is to be ever-vigilant, and not even GLANCE at a screen that's playing a foreign language film...because you can now be molested by the very words EVEN IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
The implications of this technology is staggering.
While I was getting my nails done this afternoon, I heard the jabbering and chattering of foreign tongues. When I looked at the TV screen mounted in the corner of the salon, from where the sound was coming, my blood ran cold.
Not only was a foreign film being shown, BUT THE FILM'S "MESSAGE" WAS BEING FLASHED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN IN HUGE LETTERS! In English!
Usually one can bypass whatever evil-minded or Communist brainwashing these "foreign films" are spouting, because you have no way of even knowing what they're talking about, anyway. But some subliminal technological trickery has now been added so vulnerable viewers subconsciously "absorb" what is being said.
There is no escape!
My advice is to be ever-vigilant, and not even GLANCE at a screen that's playing a foreign language film...because you can now be molested by the very words EVEN IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
The implications of this technology is staggering.
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