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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #31
    Re: Art for God

    I like this one, where Lord Jesus drives evil people away from the temple because they are greedy, money-worshipping joos:
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    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 160

      #32
      Re: Art for God

      This one is called "Gettin by with a little help from my friend"


      And another favorite is where the Lord steps in so the White guy can keep his hand clean from touching the mud person.
      I think JC got the commission on that deal too.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #33
        Re: Art for God

        Jesus rebuking Peter.
        Last edited by Levi Jones; 05-06-2010, 12:39 AM.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Paul Jeffery
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          • Dec 2009
          • 272

          #34
          Re: Art for God

          Oh, I do so love art, especially when the subject matter is Jesus! This is art that will survive high tide!


          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #35
            Re: Art for God

            all them picktures are so bootiful that i not ables to stay aways from this thread! even tho i said i woulds please forgives me lord Jesus


            i lurve this pickture cuz it show that lord Jesus lurve USA bestest, yay!





            an this one be a true aninmimations of lord Jesus this be what he do, it true

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
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              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #36
              Re: Art for God

              I love this gallery so much. When I look at all the wonderful art here I can almost feel as if I'm looking directly at Jesus and I long for the day when I'll be able to kneel before Him and gaze on His Glory in real life.

              But you know, for all the magnificent art that Jesus has inspired, I think this may be my favourite of all time. I know that it's not a depiction of Him, and I know that it's not what a lot of so-called "art critics" would judge to be worthy of hanging in the great art galleries of the world (as most of the art here surely would be), but it's simple message and beautiful design beings tears to my eyes every time I see it.

              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • Mark Christ
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                • Jun 2010
                • 84

                #37
                Re: Art for God

                Thank you Brother Snapper for bringing this thread back up. It would have taken me a while to find it. I love it. Such wonderful pictures.
                I just want to post a larger version of my av so you can all see the Glory of it.

                Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                • Tchoupitoulas
                  Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
                   
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 183

                  #38
                  Re: Art for God

                  Cosimo Cavallaro's "My Sweet Lord" - Jesus sculpted in chocolate.

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                  • Mark Christ
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                    • Jun 2010
                    • 84

                    #39
                    Re: Art for God

                    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                    Cosimo Cavallaro's "My Sweet Lord" - Jesus sculpted in chocolate.
                    That would be nice... if they used WHITE chocolate.

                    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                    • iluvdarwin
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 27

                      #40
                      Re: Art for God

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      This is the Heavenly™ Image I am most in love with right now.

                      Clearly it was painted many, many years ago, probably by people who knew Jesus, or knew people who knew Jesus. I like to show it to "Evilutionists" to shut them down in mid-argument.

                      For a picture is worth a thousand words.
                      .

                      WOW!!! A picture photoshopped by a woman! That'll teach us!!! It's almost as convincing as a book written by man!

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                      • iluvdarwin
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 27

                        #41
                        Re: Art for God

                        Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                        Cosimo Cavallaro's "My Sweet Lord" - Jesus sculpted in chocolate.


                        Mmmm, jesus is making me hungry...

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #42
                          Re: Art for God

                          Originally posted by iluvdarwin View Post
                          Mmmm, jesus is making me hungry...
                          You are either a catlik, or pervert..........same thing never mind

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #43
                            Re: Art for God

                            I am ready are you? Jesus come take me now!
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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
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                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #44
                              Re: Art for God

                              I has seen no art here for God, so here is some, The Lord Noodle saving a ship from a Kraken
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                              • GodIsAlmighty
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                                • Jan 2010
                                • 184

                                #45
                                Re: Art for God

                                I love art like this. Have you ever seen http://jesus-withyoualways.com/
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