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I would love to have a tiger skin rug, does anyone happen to have one for sale?
Something like this, but not necessarily the same ...
Something like this, but not necessarily the same ...
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2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. -
Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
I have lots of dead Rats.
You could always have them Sewn together to make a Rug.
I'm sure your floor can't be THAT big.
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
That picture reminds me of a story I heard regarding one of our esteemed Pastors: whenever his wife is insubordinate, he makes her get on her hands and knees, places a large slab of wood upon her back and uses her as a coffee table ... and when he is tired he throws a blanket over her and lo and behold -- a footstool! He really is quite inventive.Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
I sure someone here would have the sort of rug you are looking for, as True Christians™ are often keen hunters. Perhaps one of them has an old rug for sale -- provided you don't mind buying second-hand goods?True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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That picture is offensive!
Now see, it is pictures like this that make eviloutionists be rabble rousers. It depicts a person with a tail! It must be a fake.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
Just don't use any bears, okay?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
Alright, my quest for a tiger skin rug has not worked out as planned but thats ok.
I found this cute Noahs Ark rug that will fit perfectly right infront of my toilet.
What a wonderful reminder of Gods love as I look upon Noahs Ark, being filled with animals, right before the rest of the world drowns to death, its colorful, its beautiful and I can even practice the alphabet, all this while I make my own water splashing sound effects!
To be honest I find the gay rainbow above Noahs Ark to be very troublesome!
I feel so full of the spirit I am going to go stand infront of my new rug right now!2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.Comment
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
Exactly. Even a False Christian, such as yourself, feels God's urging to reject the homersexual agenda.Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
But, back to your need for a tiger rug. Landover's missionaries in the Russian Far East are having an extraordinary time this season in securing the trade goods that used to be so plentiful. A gilt-edge Scofield Bible just won't entice the locals to part with their ratty furs like it used to.
Would you consider a Tibetan tiger rug as an acceptable substitute? It's obviously of Satanic origin and design, but you're used to that. We've got an old one in first-rate shape that we'll reluctantly part with, for almost nothing less than $50K. You'll love it!
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As an added expression of our True Christian™ fellowship with you, Landover's Antiquities Ministry will doll up Mrs. Rogers for personal delivery of the rug to you.
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
i reccomending bird skin rug becuz birds got the best skins for a rug
btw i recomend bird skin everthing like a bird skin coats
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Re: Looking for skinned animal to throw on my floor
You should ask Brother Cranky, he is really good at shooting and skinning wild animals.Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
My dear friend, could you please bring over your keyboard to one of our Pastors for inspection? I fear that demons are possessing your keyboard, causing you to write obscenities and incoherencies, which is why the undoubtedly intellectual comment you wanted to make has become meaningless.Originally posted by nasty jigglypuff View PostSweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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