[JennyD]

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Hitoshi, now that you've been allowed by the gracious Pastors (particularly the prayerful and gentle Ezekiel), will you try to become Saved(c), or should I be sure not to wear patent leather shoes around you?

[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi, now that you've been allowed by the gracious Pastors (particularly the prayerful and gentle Ezekiel), will you try to become Saved©, or should I be sure not to wear patent leather shoes around you?

yes I am try become saved©. and first thing I am do is pray to Jesus you are have matching patent leather panty.

[Ali al-Rashid]

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Are you Buddhist or Shinto?

[Hitoshi]

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Are you Buddhist or Shinto?

Shinto

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shinto

Translation: rock-worshiping, hellbound pagan little yellow pervert.

[Ali al-Rashid]

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What exactly is it you Shintos believe and do?

[Bobby-Joe]

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What exactly is it you Shintos believe and do?

Kill themselves a lot for their religion. You two should get along fine.

[Ali al-Rashid]

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Translation: rock-worshiping, hellbound pagan little yellow pervert.

Oh! What is the translation for "Muslim"?

[Hitoshi]

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What exactly is it you Shintos believe and do?

there are different type Shinto. I am jinja is mean shrine. we are have great respect for nature and family.

now I am like ask about muslim religion. specific I am want ask about 72 virgin.

[Marshall]

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Doesn't it hurt being gay?
It would have to be very painful so why keep doing it?

[Ali al-Rashid]

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there are different type Shinto. I am jinja is mean shrine. we are have great respect for nature and family.

now I am like ask about muslim religion. specific I am want ask about 72 virgin.

The houri are beautiful, unspoiled women granted to one in Paradise. Muslim sisters receive male equivalents.

[Uri Tardehd]

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Certainly you mean "whorey". And by the way, there are lot of pissed-off muslim martyrs running around hell right now wondering why they are surrounded by a bunch of homers instead of those promised 72 virgins.
PRAISE!

[Marshall]

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Muslim sisters receive male equivalents.

Muslim women live chaste and modestly so they can die, go to Hell and be raped by 72 insatiable men for eternity?

Sounds awesome. If you're a whore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Certainly you mean "whorey". And by the way, there are lot of pissed-off muslim martyrs running around hell right now wondering why they are surrounded by a bunch of homers instead of those promised 72 virgins.
PRAISE!

I've been over this before. That was a typo in the Koran. Instead of "72 virgins" it was supposed to read "A 72 year-old virgin."

But you are quite correct, there are plenty of shocked mudslimes running around in hell right now Actually writhing around in agony might be more accurate. Praise Jesus.

[JennyD]

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there are different type Shinto. I am jinja is mean shrine. we are have great respect for nature and family.

now I am like ask about muslim religion. specific I am want ask about 72 virgin.

This is the Ask Japanese thread, not Ask a Muslim thread!

Besides, I want to know more about this Shin-toe business.

I understand that Pokemon is all about surreptitiously converting American children to Shin-toeism, but I'm still not sure what it IS.

http://www.cephasministry.com/pokemon_5.html

In Japan, Shinto is one of the oldest belief systems and was developed out of worshiping the earth, such as sun, water, rocks, trees and even sounds (jiggly puff, a cute Pokemon sings a song and the sounds puts all who hear her into a trance – this is a common type of teaching in Shinto and is very evident in Pokemon)!

Shinto teaches that all such natural features were felt to have a god behind their power. Many Shinto beliefs were incorporated into Japanese Buddhist practices after its introduction in the 6th century. Just as they believe in evolution and re-incarnation, these ideas are manifest in Pokemon.

These pictures are typical examples of the dark side of Pokemon. Haunter, an evolved spirit can hypnotize and has ‘dream eater’ power (powered by the purple Pokemon energy cards which is the psychic energy). This power lets him drain the energy from his opponents.

Some eastern and New age philosophies teach this principal and call spirits that can do this ‘energy vampires’. This is just the tip of the iceberg! The Pokemon game contains many typologies manifest in the cards that reflect the philosophies of Shinto with mystic Buddhism, in addition to many other beliefs. Kadabra, above on the right, evolved from Abra. Both have demonic powers.

So . . . do rocks reincarnate? And what do they come back as? Mike Gravel?