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  • Wu Ling
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2006
    • 12

    #31
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    It is very true americands are lazy and self indulgent people and arrogant to. Asian people take over teh world in time. Asian people work hard they are more intelligent and don't have silly religious ideas. Asian economies catching up on lazy white people.

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    • Wu Ling
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2006
      • 12

      #32
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      (forgive me JESUS before I ask this)

      Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

      Curious, Sister Thumper
      I understand. fat-ass american women look for man with big doodlebug and small brain like herself. This good, more dumb americans get born and Asian people take over sooner.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #33
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hibachi's thread! STOLEN BY A CHINK! Oh, the irony!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #34
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)


          Why do you sell the panties from your daughters to strangers from vending machines?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #35
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Do the Nips have any lesiure activities that don't involve anal violation? Have you ever Kancho'd anyone yourself, you evil little nip?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Why do gookboys like yourself read sissy magazines such as this one?

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #37
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                Japanese like play white man sport for prove we are best. is same reason we play with your white women.
                Do you have as much success with the white women as you do at rugby:

                but unfortunately the team still failed to win any games. It is also prone to occasional major hiccups, notably a humiliating world record 17-145 loss against a typically ruthless New Zealand All Blacks side (captained by Paul Henderson with many reserves who had a point to prove to their coach) at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa in the third World Cup, RWC 1995.
                You even get thrashed by a bunch of pantywaisted homer kiwis! How would you hope to fare well against a team of Godly real-men Americans?
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                  You even get thrashed by a bunch of pantywaisted homer kiwis! How would you hope to fare well against a team of Godly real-men Americans?
                  Negro Kiwis as well, going by the team name!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #39
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Wu Ling View Post
                    It is very true americands are lazy and self indulgent people and arrogant to. Asian people take over teh world in time. Asian people work hard they are more intelligent and don't have silly religious ideas. Asian economies catching up on lazy white people.
                    you are dirty communist who eat dog and kill girl baby. I am rather be fat dumb american over chinese any day. plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #40
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      I was just wondering if this is the sort of thing you do with your friends, Hitoshi. http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14010/...e-farting.html
                      Why is there never a God around when you really need one?!

                      SUV

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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446

                        #41
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Do the Nips have any lesiure activities that don't involve anal violation? Have you ever Kancho'd anyone yourself, you evil little nip?
                        I am do kancho prank when was kid all kid do dumb thing like this.



                        this guy smile like he been hang around Japanese kids.
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                        • robert12345
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 69

                          #42
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          I have a question, Hitoshi?

                          How do you feel about your emperor?

                          I know emperor Hirohito denied his divinity but still, do you consider emperors better than yourself? Or do you consider them just like other politicians?

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #43
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            Plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.

                            PRAISE! for the first time I agree with the lil yella guy.

                            One gook is enough. We don't need a cocky, smart mouth female gook telling us how it is. Doesn't she know her place? I wonder if her husband knows she is on his computer.
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                            • Hitoshi
                              Professor of Engrish
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 446

                              #44
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                              I have a question, Hitoshi?

                              How do you feel about your emperor?

                              I know emperor Hirohito denied his divinity but still, do you consider emperors better than yourself? Or do you consider them just like other politicians?
                              I am have respect for emperor. our current Kinjou Heika is great man. some people are still believe emperor is of god but I am not believe this. thank you for bring this up. this good example of American steal Japanese idea.

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                              • Hushed_Agony
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 105

                                #45
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Being as I am new to God's Favorite Forum, correct me (not Hitoshi, but others)if I am wrong in saying, but Hitoshi why should we want to ask you questions when you ask us to question before the joos and nigras? Do you think you rate above them? Your communist country in my eyes falls about in the same ranks of the nigras and joos.

                                How many Americans flew their planes into japan's ships for the love of their country? Kamikazes for the love of japan? (Besides that was a sneaky approach....catch us with our pants down. Not man to man.) Come on, Americans were much smarter......Hiroshima......Let's do it by killing less of our own...drop a bomb, it's much easier than wasting the money spent on planes built, lives lost (course what's one less slanter) Dummy Americans? I think not...GWB is proof of that, look what he is doing with those useless sand nigras.....ridding the world of their heathen ways. Besides that....if you're the "engrish" professor (most engineers that have I have met have no idea what the real world is about. College teaches them book smarts, but not common sense)...where's your loyalty to us that do speak english. English is spoken in more countries than any language that is spoken. Universal...everyone knows it. (Except for the heathens, and I mean no ill towards Landover's heathens)

                                Okay, my facts and war dates my be a bit distorted, but they come pretty close (I present to all stuff that I learnt in school) hehe but it's what I have learned in our great country's school system, attended by our great GWB that is keepin' our butts safe here in the US. Amen!
                                And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                                Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                                Pslams 51:7

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