[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi, I've recently read about a highly disturbing Japanese trend called "Bukkake", in a Godly anti-gook Chic Tract that someone left in a public restroom. This practice sickens Christ and makes Him want to nuke Japan all over again. What are your thoughts on this diabolical trend, and others, such as...forgive me Jesus...f@ce f@rting??? These types of things bring shame upon you and your entire country, you dirty little monkey. Luckily, hell is more than large enough for the entire population of Japan -- past, present and future!

okay you are judge Japan like American not have dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer and cincinatti bow tie. may be you for need to worry about american not Japan or may be you just need keep big fat nose out of people sex business.

[Witch Hammer]

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dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer and cincinatti bow tie.

What in God's name are you talking about? Nevermind, I'm sure the answer will make Baby Jesus weep...

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hitoshi, when did the first yellow monkey in the hills of China first jump out of its tree and start imitating white humans?

Is this your favorite band?

[Witch Hammer]

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Hitoshi might be an old-school zipperhead. I'm sure he has at least one Loudness poster in his hut.



Japanese "men" are effeminate enough without the lipstick and aquanet!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Gook males even publish their own fag magazines. What perverts!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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It appears to have no scales, therefore it is against God's Holy Desires to eat it. But then again, what can you expect from a race that thinks a cup of dry rice with a little rat meat on top is a delicacy?

Hey, I happen to love sushi. I could eat it for every meal! You folk should eat more sushi. Fish is good for the brain

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pop_pai/242919323/

So Hitoshi, is it really true that flower in the picture is put there 'in case of funeral'?

[Mrs. Rogers]

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FukU too

Oh, so you've already seen this then?

Each year, in an annual rite of autumn, giant jellyfish (echizen kurage) invade the seas around Japan, damaging nets, interrupting fishing operations and reducing the overall quality and quantity of catches. This year the residents of Fukui prefecture have a new strategy to combat the giant jellyfish — they plan to eat them.

The Japs - infamous for overfishing their own and everyone else's waters - are now battling an onslaught of demon jellyfish. Surely the LORD has given over Japan to the devil, as the Japs are so beneath His notice that He no longer cares, damning them to a lifetime of jellyfish-on-toast.

His Ways© are mysterious indeed.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Now that there sounds like good eating

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Now that there sounds like good eating

You may be onto something there; the jellyfish could replace the gelatin in a sweet 'n sour kitten pie.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You may be onto something there; the jellyfish could replace the gelatin in a sweet 'n sour kitten pie.

Well seeing as so many people here seem to enjoy eating cats maybe one of those Japanese chefs could visit, whip them up a bunch of jellyfish in various dishes, and they'd never want to eat kitten again!

(Sigh) And while I'm dreaming I'd also like a better job and a private island...

[Hitoshi]

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So Hitoshi, is it really true that flower in the picture is put there 'in case of funeral'?

No honey baby. flower is for decorate. fugu dish is expensive so flower is for make look fancy since you are spend so much for fugu. Also fugu is slice very thin and small portion so flower is make plate look more full.

okay you and me go on fugu date. We are eat fugu and laugh and have sexy time. I tell all my girl so I am tell you do not forget bring your toothbrush and pajama.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh Lord, the idea of an unholy coupling between the chink hiroshi and the witch VanHellbound turns my stomach....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No honey baby. flower is for decorate. fugu dish is expensive so flower is for make look fancy since you are spend so much for fugu. Also fugu is slice very thin and small portion so flower is make plate look more full.

okay you and me go on fugu date. We are eat fugu and laugh and have sexy time. I tell all my girl so I am tell you do not forget bring your toothbrush and pajama.

Well, I'm a married woman however, I could introduce you one of my unmarried female cousins
A warning though...I don't think the cousin I have in mind has eaten sushi before...you might want to start with something a little milder than fugu.

[Marshall]

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You realize Hiroshi is a Japanese male don't you? I know he looks queer as a three wheeled car but he's a guy under all that freaky gayness.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, which is why I suggested to introduce him to one of my FEMALE unmarried cousins.