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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #181
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    Maybe is because Landover baptist are take them all and put in their head.
    I am thinking of starting a new game show just for you.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #182
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      I am thinking of starting a new game show just for you.

      Would that be the GONG show?

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
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        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #183
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Now where have I seen that Picture before Sister Thumper?

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #184
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          Now where have I seen that Picture before Sister Thumper?
          You made it
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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #185
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Why do so many Japanese businessmen go on "sex vacations" throughout southeast asia, and how much would be the going rate (in dollars, not yen) for a female 14-year old Vietnamese factory worker?

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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #186
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              Why do so many Japanese businessmen go on "sex vacations" throughout southeast asia, and how much would be the going rate (in dollars, not yen) for a female 14-year old Vietnamese factory worker?
              this questions are total ridiculous. Japanese businessman is have much HONOR and never shame himself with sex vacation especial if have wife and child at home. this is what AMERICAN do not Japanese. Your second question is very much dummy question about Vietnam girl for factory work. you NEED learn respect for ASIAN life and culture. Japanese have much respect for all asian neighbor and I am proud for NOT know answer for this question okay. You just stick to know what is going rate (in dollar) for dozen donut at krispy kreme okay.

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              • Five Year Old Girl
                True Christian™
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                • Sep 2007
                • 130

                #187
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Um,

                Mr. Hit-man?

                Why come you guys wuz all mean to us, like at Nero-shma an' Hackisacki. All on accounta, Daddy saz you guys wuz real mean, sos there was a Fat man, but only cause you made a Huler dancing lady cry an' stuff. You bad Japernese shoun't make peopow' cry like that!

                An' bsides, you bad mean Japernese peopo'e had me in a mod cue, an' I don't like them things, all ugly hangin' from thuh back uh some guyses heads an' stuff. You eat Kimmy too. Bad Japernese peopow'! Poor liddow girlses shoun't have ta' be awe eated up just on accounta their Mommy's said; "Oh, I like Kim, why don't we name her Kim?" Next thing you know, some bad Japernese lady puts her ina jar wif' pickows and radishers & stuff. Nobody likes yer food anyways, so you leave out Kimmy's alone!

                Bad Japernese person! Jeevus is gonna get you!

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #188
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Aha! I knew I'd see you here, buttering up to him! What did I just say?

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #189
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
                    Um,

                    Mr. Hit-man?

                    Why come you guys wuz all mean to us, like at Nero-shma an' Hackisacki. All on accounta, Daddy saz you guys wuz real mean, sos there was a Fat man, but only cause you made a Huler dancing lady cry an' stuff. You bad Japernese shoun't make peopow' cry like that!

                    An' bsides, you bad mean Japernese peopo'e had me in a mod cue, an' I don't like them things, all ugly hangin' from thuh back uh some guyses heads an' stuff. You eat Kimmy too. Bad Japernese peopow'! Poor liddow girlses shoun't have ta' be awe eated up just on accounta their Mommy's said; "Oh, I like Kim, why don't we name her Kim?" Next thing you know, some bad Japernese lady puts her ina jar wif' pickows and radishers & stuff. Nobody likes yer food anyways, so you leave out Kimmy's alone!

                    Bad Japernese person! Jeevus is gonna get you!
                    This girl need for learn is how speak correct English. and Landover baptist forum is for adult okay. this kid need baby sitterer. I am volunteer for drive baby sitterer home (but I am not pay her and need for borrow car I am college student okay).

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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #190
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

                      This girl need for learn is how speak correct English. and Landover baptist forum is for adult okay. this kid need baby sitterer. I am volunteer for drive baby sitterer home (but I am not pay her and need for borrow car I am college student okay).
                      Hitushi sweetie! You will do anything to get a girlfriend!
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #191
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        I am college student okay).
                        Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Hitoshi
                          Professor of Engrish
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 446

                          #192
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"
                          I never am ask such dummy question. Of course American want french fry with that. American eat french fry like dog lick himself...every ten minute. ha ha is joke but serious you guy eat too much french fry and dog lick himself every ten minute.

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                          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                             
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 6574

                            #193
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Crestwood Village (A nearby gated comunity) has a good policy on trash like Hitoshi, maybe it should be applied to this forum:

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                            • Miss Maisie
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1189

                              #194
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
                              I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

                              Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?
                              Last edited by Miss Maisie; 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM.
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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #195
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                                I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
                                I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

                                Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?
                                okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.




                                here is picture of American using old fashion toilet. get with times America!

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