[BelieverInGod]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

I love animal preserves!

My mother used to make the best pheasant jam.

Okay, typo, forgive me. Although my mother had canned chickens for some reason, nobody ever ate them, they just sat on the shelves for all eternity.

Maybe it is still waiting for the animals to get big and strong so that hunters gain bigger rewards!

Well they seem big on stalking and knifing animals around Freehold, maybe it's a specialty preserve (hey wait! that is right. Thank you Reverend for messing with my mind )

Im okay now, just a scabby (eww) neck. Shows me to try to play with an attack dog again! LOL

Well you just have to learn how to play with them properly. I suggest you buy scratch pants, training vest and a good arm with a bite bar in it. That should protect you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

Excuse me, but have all of you forgotten the importance of the goundwork we're doing for Project Habbakkuk? Literally EVERYTHING depends on our success in this. Anyone who impedes our progess is an enemy of God and thus expendable.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

I will follow you as closely as I do Jesus Christ!! Even though you saw fit to give me an infraction and that has kept me from getting anymore than two awards and I am still not a True Christian...

But that is okay...I'm a loyal follower of Jesus and you.......

[Felicity]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

@Purge the Unfaithful One of your awards already says "True Christian Caucasian"! I am a True Christian™ myself as well, otherwise my father would never allow me to visit this forum.

[Dr.ArmyGirl]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

Well they seem big on stalking and knifing animals around Freehold, maybe it's a specialty preserve (hey wait! that is right. Thank you Reverend for messing with my mind )

Oh, the animal polutation is scarce? Like whats happening to the Florida Panther because of the asian pythons invading the ecosystem?

Side note: my dad and I went python hunting in the Everglades and we got our selves a 11 ft long one

Well you just have to learn how to play with them properly. I suggest you buy scratch pants, training vest and a good arm with a bite bar in it. That should protect you.

I have a GSD my self and hes a sweetheart, so I thought that the attack dogs would be sweethearts to me too >.>

Excuse me, but have all of you forgotten the importance of the goundwork we're doing for Project Habbakkuk? Literally EVERYTHING depends on our success in this. Anyone who impedes our progess is an enemy of God and thus expendable.

May I know what Project Habbakkuk is, Pastor Ezekiel? I dont think I quite understand it from what I read in the past posts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

May I know what Project Habbakkuk is, Pastor Ezekiel? I dont think I quite understand it from what I read in the past posts.

You're unsaved, so I'm afraid the answer is no.



Although in due course you will of course feel the effects of Project Habbakkuk along with the rest of the world...

[Dr.ArmyGirl]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

You're unsaved, so I'm afraid the answer is no.



Although in due course you will of course feel the effects of Project Habbakkuk along with the rest of the world...

Oh alright then

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

The man is a nature crazed Buddhist.

Either he recovered from that now, or he was never a Buddhist to begin with:

Listen kid, it wasn't a fat chinaman who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, it was Jesus!

Isn't it about time to leave all this behind us and focus on what really matters?

[Sam Diamond]

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Either he recovered from that now, or he was never a Buddhist to begin with: Isn't it about time to leave all this behind us and focus on what really matters?

You are correct Brother Cranky, Pastor Ezekiel was never been a Buddhist. After a week long investigation that has covered 5 continents, 1235 interviews, 2754 man hours and a log of more that 48750 miles traveled by 23 employees of mine. Zero evidence has been found that ties Pastor Ezekiel Flint to any religion other than Christianity. It seems that the Pastor simply has an interest in art or artifacts from other so called religions. His collection has a small sample from Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan, Wicca, Puritan, Catholic, Muslim and 5 sets of magic underwear from the Mormons. I don't really understand the underwear, its my guess the Mormons do not have any art or artifacts.

Lets put an end to the silly rumors as of now. Sam Diamond

[Cranky Old Man]

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23 employees of mine

Yes, and let me repeat my apologies for shooting one of your employees. I hope his wife appreciates the flowers I sent.

[Sam Diamond]

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Yes, and let me repeat my apologies for shooting one of your employees. I hope his wife appreciates the flowers I sent.

Yes his wife liked the flowers, while she is saddened by the loss of her husband she also knew of the dangers of the job. All my investigators are ex Black water security forces or CIA operatives, each one has a $20 million dollar life insurance policy form Lloyd's of London. He will be missed but his wife is secure in her finances. I have posted a memo to all investigators that their Kevlar vests are to be worn at all times when on the job.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

You're unsaved, so I'm afraid the answer is no.

Although in due course you will of course feel the effects of Project Habbakkuk along with the rest of the world...

. . . and the twitching and urethral discharges only last a couple of days, though the "anal leakage" goes on for about a week. The use of an iPad is recommended if Depends are not available.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

You can't SILENCE ME FLINT!!!! VERY FUNNY STUNT THIS WEEKEND YOU AND YOUR PRIVATE DICK-HEAD BUT JESUS WILL NOT LET ME STOPPED!!! GLORY!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

You can't SILENCE ME FLINT!!!! VERY FUNNY STUNT THIS WEEKEND YOU AND YOUR PRIVATE DICK-HEAD BUT JESUS WILL NOT LET ME STOPPED!!! GLORY!!!

Bobby-Joe, did you leave the sanitarium without authorization?

You must be posting from a netbook. I understand those are very difficult to locate.

Cell phones, not so much . . .

Bobby-Joe, you're not carrying guns, are you?

[Felicity]

Re: WAKE UP PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT FLINT IS DOING TO FREEHOLD?

@Bobby-Joe Why are you still mad at @Pastor Ezekiel ? That nice @Sam Diamond did some investigating and Pastor Ezekiel turned out to have done nothing wrong!