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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Homo Milk

    This is a little embarrassing but why not? In the beginning of my being saved days I was what we could call "overenthusiastic".

    I saw a sign in the window of the Piggly Wiggly advertising "Homo Milk". I rushed in to the store hollering out passages and demanding to see the manager! I was very angry that they could advertise such Blasphemy. "Children can see that sign" I ejaculated! I demanded they remove that sign immediately and was waving my Bible fervently.

    After a minute the manager managed to explain to me it was an ad for homogenized milk!
    OOPS! Did I feel the fool. But I managed to save the day by demanding they put a "G" in the ad to make it "Homog milk"
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: Homo Milk

      They could also call it whole milk.

      I can understand your confusion brother.
      Drama queen

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        • Purge the Unfaithful
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 176
          #3
          Re: Homo Milk

          What is sad is that we have different kinds of milk; 2%, whole, 1% etc. You know if Jesus wanted us to have low fat milk he would have made it that way for us.

          Whole Milk is what Jesus would drink!

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            • Seth Campbell
              Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1565
              #4
              Re: Homo Milk

              It's disgusting how the are driving the gay agenda into everything these days.
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Homo Milk

                  I looked into this, and it turns out they make this stuff in Godless Canada.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371
                      #6
                      Re: Homo Milk

                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Mrs. Rogers
                          compassion personified
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2692
                          #7
                          Re: Homo Milk

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I looked into this, and it turns out they make this stuff in Godless Canada.
                          An absolute disgrace, Pastor! Such a product would require homo milking sheds; obviously the Canadians have very lax hygiene requirements regarding food production.

                          True Christians are Perfect!

                          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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