Christianity Questions

[Chris The False Christian]

I just have some questions I thought some of the Christians on here could answer. They are mainly off the reward system here and some of the emoticons etc.

Anyways, here they are:

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but his mother Mary and her husband Joseph came from the north of the country in Galilee, so he was brown(Around that). But a Award Icon says "White Like Jesus". I am confused?

There is a reward that says "True American" or something along those lines. What do you have to do to become a "True American", wouldn't this be for Soldiers that fight for America rather then people who talk about changes?

Is Masturbation a Sin? I have seen mixed "messages". Some people say yes, some say No. On This Board if you Masturbate you go to Hell, why is this(I myself am not saying I masturbate but am wondering why it would not be allowed).

The KKK, I see some members referring to some KKK items(Avatar etc). I would assume a Christian Community would be against the KKK. My Question is what is your Opinion on the KKK?

Telling people they are bound for hell. There is a Point to say You might go to Hell and I will help you, but I only see "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER!" on simple questions like, "Help, I might be Gay"...Why is this(Not the Gay part but the hatred part)?



Well that is all the questions I can think of, If you don't like my questions please think of it as me understanding my religion more as I need "help"....I guess I am a NOOB Christian?


God Bless every one..

[repented harlot70]

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If you have a 1611KJV Bible and a Strong's concordance, you will find the answers to your questions.

[BelieverInGod]

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I just have some questions I thought some of the Christians on here could answer. They are mainly off the reward system here and some of the emoticons etc.

Anyways, here they are:

A quick glance over your questions and I would say your major problem is that you are taking all quotes at equal value. The True Christians(TM) (and some forum members on their way to becoming True Christians(TM) speak the word of God. However there are many forum members and unsaved trash who have decided that this is the place to spew their hatred. I cannot answer why the mods have not banned them, it's there choice. I guess they see hope of converting these people.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but his mother Mary and her husband Joseph came from the north of the country in Galilee, so he was brown(Around that). But a Award Icon says "White Like Jesus". I am confused?

Joseph was not Jesus' father, God was. God and Jesus are the same and the Bible specifically states that Jesus is white.

White is the colour of purity, always has been always will be. Jesus was the purist man to walk the earth. In Revelation 1:14 Jesus is describes as 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

There is a reward that says "True American" or something along those lines. What do you have to do to become a "True American", wouldn't this be for Soldiers that fight for America rather then people who talk about changes?

It is for people who want to bring America back in line with Biblical law. Some are capable of fighting, some have retired, some are only capable of speaking up and voting.

Is Masturbation a Sin? I have seen mixed "messages". Some people say yes, some say No. On This Board if you Masturbate you go to Hell, why is this(I myself am not saying I masturbate but am wondering why it would not be allowed).

Masturbation is a sin because it spills seed. If you see anyone on this board saying that masturbation is not a sin, they are an unsaved pervert.

The KKK, I see some members referring to some KKK items(Avatar etc). I would assume a Christian Community would be against the KKK. My Question is what is your Opinion on the KKK?

Racism is not accepted on this board. I am not sure what KKK items you are seeing. Are you sure you're not projecting your own bias onto things?

Telling people they are bound for hell. There is a Point to say You might go to Hell and I will help you, but I only see "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER!" on simple questions like, "Help, I might be Gay"...Why is this(Not the Gay part but the hatred part)?

Because most of those "help I might be gay" are just 15 year old trolls here to jerk our chains and it gets tiring. I come on here to discuss Godly pursuits and have to flog my way through a bunch of troll posts by teenagers with way too much time on their hands.

Well that is all the questions I can think of, If you don't like my questions please think of it as me understanding my religion more as I need "help"....I guess I am a NOOB Christian?


God Bless every one..

We were all "noobs" at one time. As long as you stay respectful, so will we.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Levi Jones]

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I just have some questions I thought some of the Christians on here could answer.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but his mother Mary and her husband Joseph came from the north of the country in Galilee.

Why does the Gospel of John say that Jesus was from Galilee?

There is a reward that says "True American" or something along those lines. What do you have to do to become a "True American", wouldn't this be for Soldiers that fight for America rather then people who talk about changes?

Are we not citizens with the same rights as soldiers? Would you prefer a military government, traitor?

Romans 13:1-2
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

(I myself am not saying I masturbate but am wondering why it would not be allowed).

You are a liar. God hates that.

Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

The KKK, I see some members referring to some KKK items(Avatar etc). I would assume a Christian Community would be against the KKK. My Question is what is your Opinion on the KKK?

The KKK is a racist organization that has no part here.

Telling people they are bound for hell. There is a Point to say You might go to Hell and I will help you, but I only see "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER!" on simple questions like, "Help, I might be Gay"...Why is this(Not the Gay part but the hatred part)?

There are too many trolls to really spend time on each and every single one of the hundred, "I'm gay," threads we get every month.

The Bible is clear on homosexuality in both the Old Testament and New Testament. They are to burn in hell and are worthy of death according to Romans 1.

Well that is all the questions I can think of, If you don't like my questions please think of it as me understanding my religion more as I need "help"....I guess I am a NOOB Christian?

Perhaps you would like a Bible-off with me? I would be glad to quote scripture with you.

[Chris The False Christian]

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Levi how am I a liar? Please re-read it as you must be confused. You must think it says "I do not masturbate" even if it did say that how could you say I am a Liar?


Thanks,
Chris

[Levi Jones]

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Levi how am I a liar? Please re-read it as you must be confused. You must think it says "I do not masturbate" even if it did say that how could you say I am a Liar?


Thanks,
Chris

I noticed you didn't deny it either. I also noticed that you couldn't refute anything I posted from the Bible.

Luke 11:23
He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

[WinterFresh]

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Ok, fine, I admit, you got me, I like masturbating.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Ok, fine, I admit, you got me, I like masturbating.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And of course you are also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Mrs. Rogers]

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The KKK, I see some members referring to some KKK items(Avatar etc). I would assume a Christian Community would be against the KKK. My Question is what is your Opinion on the KKK?

Hmm, I believe the "KKK items" you've seen used within True Christian™ avatars refers to the fire-retardant robes worn at book-burnings; rest assured, these are not of the KKK. During these book-burnings a huge cross is erected, and when the book bonfire gets very large, flames will leap from the bonfire to the cross. When this happens it is a sure sign that GOD is pleased with us; He sees we are "on fire for Jesus", so to speak.

Sometimes these book-burnings are held in poor, non-white neighbourhoods, to inspire and uplift the poverty-stricken. Nothing gladdens their hearts more than the warmth of the bonfire and the beautiful glow of the fiery cross; it is Christian love made manifest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ok, fine, I admit, you got me, I like masturbating.

And you are proud of that, aren't you. Jesus is standing right there watching you when you defile yourself.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

[WinterFresh]

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And you are proud of that, aren't you. Jesus is standing right there watching you when you defile yourself.

Wait, what? Somebody was watching me the whole time??? AAAAA! I feel so embarrassed now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wait, what? Somebody was watching me the whole time??? AAAAA! I feel so embarrassed now.

You should be.

If you were at all familiar with the Holy Bible, then you would know that Jesus watches everything you do. Even when you go poopy!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I feel so embarrassed now.

That must be the first honest feeling you have in your entire life. Now please stop embarrassing yourself and get on your knees for Jesus.