Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

[Sister Charli]

I know there are a few of us Down Under Australians here.

Daddy and I (him in the main house and me in my menstra shed - till Wednesday) were just watching Masterchef.

Alvin acknowledged that he is a homer. Boooo. Pervert!

Jimmy and Callum are useless pie makers.

Let us pray that Clair or Adam take the title.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

I know there are a few of us Down Under Australians here.

Daddy and I (him in the main house and me in my menstra shed - till Wednesday) were just watching Masterchef.

Alvin acknowledged that he is a homer. Boooo. Pervert!

Jimmy and Callum are useless pie makers.

Let us pray that Clair or Adam take the title.

Its bad enough that men want to go national television wanting to cook like women. Then Announce that your homer. Is he trying to get the homer vote.

I hope Clair wins because women need to learn how to cook more than men.

[Sister Charli]

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Its bad enough that men want to go national television wanting to cook like women. Then Announce that your homer. Is he trying to get the homer vote.

I hope Clair wins because women need to learn how to cook more than men.

Yes. I am with you.

How on earth (let alone heaven) could Alvin come out and say that he is a turd pusher on free to air TV with goodness knows how many witnesses.

Eeeeeekkk!!

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Yes. I am with you.

How on earth (let alone heaven) could Alvin come out and say that he is a turd pusher on free to air TV with goodness knows how many witnesses.

Eeeeeekkk!!

If Alvin ever works as chef, I hope they put up a sign. I sure do not want to eat anything made by him. Imagine the all those disgusting homer diseases you would catch.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Yes I agree. Clair seems to know her way from the sink to the stove to the fridge.

Adam need to find himself a good Christian™ woman to make his meals for him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Whoever wins, the recipe will be shrimp marinaded in vegemite on the barby.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

I've heard they eat roasted maggots down there in Austria.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

I've heard they eat roasted maggots down there in Austria.

The larva of the cossid moth Endoxyla leucomochla, is I think eaten raw not roasted.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

The larva of the cossid moth Endoxyla leucomochla, is I think eaten raw not roasted.

We all know you pirates eat maggot & weevil infected food

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

I've heard they eat roasted maggots down there in Austria.

With a name like whitchetty grub, no True Christian™ would ever eat it.

We leave it for pirates and other less sophisticated tribes.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

How on earth (let alone heaven) could Alvin come out and say that he is a turd pusher on free to air TV with goodness knows how many witnesses.

Eeeeeekkk!!

Well if you needed any proof whatsoever that God truly does exist .... we saw it tonight.

Praise God.

Alvin has been cast out of the Masterchef kitchen just as God would have him cast in to hell.

Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Well if you needed any proof whatsoever that God truly does exist .... we saw it tonight.

Praise God.

Alvin has been cast out of the Masterchef kitchen just as God would have him cast in to hell.

Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Very true Charli. I watched the closing of the show and thanked the Lord when he was cast out. I was still disappointed that they chose a male as the best cook. Surely this womens work.

[Nobar King]

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Surely this womens work.

Dear Lisa, do you use a wireless keyboard? I noticed that your posts sometimes have missing words or punctuation. That used to happen to me, too, so I ditched my wireless keyboard for a more reliable one. I think the wireless connection was dropping out intermittently.

You might consider previewing your posts until you are able to find a more reliable keyboard.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Dear Lisa, do you use a wireless keyboard? I noticed that your posts sometimes have missing words or punctuation. That used to happen to me, too, so I ditched my wireless keyboard for a more reliable one. I think the wireless connection was dropping out intermittently.

You might consider previewing your posts until you are able to find a more reliable keyboard.

Yes I do use a wireless keyboard. I used to use a wire one but whenever I need to have the desk top free I could not get rid of the keyboard.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello Australians - masterchef 2010

Yes I do use a wireless keyboard. I used to use a wire one but whenever I need to have the desk top free I could not get rid of the keyboard.

I use a USB cord extender so that I can sit on the sofa without pulling out the connection. It could just be that your batteries need to be recharged.