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  • Today is 10-10-10

    Please tell me something Sorta Satanic will not happen this day! I distrust things that come in 3's, realizing how very Satanical '666' is. Maybe even 9/11.

    If today is not a prelude to RA10 then I don't know what is
    And the Hamster God stalks us now, too

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    Re: Today is 10-10-10

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Please tell me something Sorta Satanic will not happen this day! I distrust things that come in 3's, realizing how very Satanical '666' is. Maybe even 9/11.

    If today is not a prelude to RA10 then I don't know what is
    And the Hamster God stalks us now, too
    Sister, I can understand how the date 10-10-10 troubles you, since if you take the middle 10 and subtract its 1 from the 10 in front of it you get 9. Then if you add the 1 to the next 10 you get 11. If the middle 10 is missing its 1, then it becomes 0 which isn't even worth writing and THEN you get 9-11!!

    Still, I assure you not to fear the Hamster "God". Baal and Artemis and all those other false Gods fell before Our Lord and His marching armies of love and the Roman infantry. The little zit farmer in the hamster suit will eventually run out of hallucinogens and and come to and remember what a pointless little putz he really is. (Maybe we should post a suicide watch.)

    Until then, we should shout out Glory to Jesus loud enough for him to hear way down, in . . . wherever he is. I have been singing praise songs to Jesus all morning long. Maybe the little hamster wanabee needs to hear some good old fashioned hymns, eh? Over and over again . . .

    Confidently Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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      Re: Today is 10-10-10

      Of course if it had not been for Pope Gregory messing with the Julian Calendar, it would be 24th Oct.
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        Re: Today is 10-10-10

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Of course if it had not been for Pope Gregory messing with the Julian Calendar, it would be 24th Oct.

        Awww, Brother Bathfire, you old softie, you.


        Lovingly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #5
          Re: Today is 10-10-10

          Bless the both of you! I feel so much better now.

          Perhaps it's because I just got out of Church

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          • #6
            Re: Today is 10-10-10

            Members of my congregation told me two things about 10-10-10 today.

            First, they are Olive Oyl's measurements. (I beat that child for being aroused by cartoon characters.)

            Second, 101010 is 42 in binary. Yes, according to Satanist Doug Adams, today represents the meaning of life!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Today is 10-10-10

              The japs are all hopped up over today's date. They're so superstitious, it's stunning.

              By the way, numerology is a serious sin.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Today is 10-10-10

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The japs are all hopped up over today's date. They're so superstitious, it's stunning.

                By the way, numerology is a serious sin.
                Yes, Canadians are the same way.

                TORONTO - A steady stream of couples lined up in Canada's largest city Sunday, hoping their weddings would be a "perfect 10" on a day that only comes around once a century.
                They wanted to get married on the tenth day of the tenth month of the tenth year, or 10-10-10.
                Couples from some Asian cultures say the day is considered lucky while followers of numerology call the day "magical."
                Toronto city hall usually does not perform marriages on Sundays, but demand for the date was so high that it opened up ceremonies at a downtown hotel to accommodate.
                Bride Lu Gan, who is originally from China, chose to tie the knot Sunday because of the number's significance there.
                "Ten is perfect for our culture," said Gan, who wore a traditional red dress.
                "It's a sense of perfect in every way, and sense of completeness so we like it."
                For Alpana and Virgile Kpodar, recent triple-digit dates have special meaning, and 10-10-10 was their third date and charm.
                "Since 08-08-08 we've been planning to do a wedding, and on 09-09-09 we got engaged, and to me it makes sense that 10-10-10 would be the next," said Virgile, wearing a garland of green flowers around his neck in the Hindu tradition.
                Groom Leszek Reinus, whose new wife Fei Shi is Chinese, said superstition had nothing to do with choosing the date.
                "We thought it's very easy to remember in terms of the anniversary," he said.
                The date may have brought luck in the weather department in Toronto, with sunshine and a high fo 22C, which is abnormally warm for an October day.
                At the end of each ceremony, the official conducting the service wished the couple "long life and happiness."
                People were scrambling to book a time slot up until the last minute, with some calling as late as Friday, hoping to get a space.
                Last time city hall saw a surge in marriages was 09-09-09. The number of 10-10-10 weddings did not surpass the number of couples married on 08-08-08, said officials outside the make-shift chambers.
                July 7, 2007 did not see a large number of weddings at city hall.
                A Toronto numerologist has said couples who get married on the day are independent and want to make their own luck, unlike couples who married on purportedly lucky 07-07-07.
                Toronto's 23 ceremonies Sunday had nothing on Shanghai.
                More than 10,000 couples exchanged vows at the city's wedding registration offices, breaking the previous record set on 09-09-09, the Shanghai Daily reported.
                And people from all over the world travelled to South Korea, were 7,200 couples said "I do" in a mass ceremony.
                Mass ceremonies just scream of cult to me.
                Drama queen

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