[Cursed]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Not sure if someone has told this gem already...

What's the fastest thing in the world?

A kike on a bike in the Reich.

Ha ha I bet the jew could go even faster if it wasn't holding on to its jew gold!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Not sure if someone has told this gem already...

What's the fastest thing in the world?

A kike on a bike in the Reich.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Um because your so called brothers consider him an atheist? So you can pick and choose which atheists you like? Hmmm that right there is silly

Right. Some people just can't tell a joke. Back to topic with good old classic.

Stop telling holocaust jokes, I had a family member who died at Aushwitz. He fell off the guard tower.

[Booger]

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Why should we hate Hitler?

Um because your so called brothers consider him an atheist? So you can pick and choose which atheists you like? Hmmm that right there is silly

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer.


Maybe not the best one, but I have laughed when reading this thread!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Cursed]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I thought you all hated hitler? Can you please make up your mind.

Worst holocaust joke I've ever heard.

Back to the topic at hand before we were so rudely interrupted.

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How does a nazi tie his shoes?

He makes a jew do it, then he shoots it in the back of the head.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I thought you all hated hitler? Can you please make up your mind.

Why should we hate Hitler?

[Booger]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I thought you all hated hitler? Can you please make up your mind.

[James Ussher]

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Doesn't bible teach to love even your enemies?

Sure don't say that in no Bible of mine:


"Thy right hand, O LORD, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O LORD, hath dashed in pieces the enemy." (Exodus 15:6)

"And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword." (Leviticus 26:7)

"I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy." (Deuteronomy 32:42)

"The eternal God is thy refuge [...] and he shall thrust out the enemy from before thee; and shall say, Destroy them." (Deuteronomy 33:27)


And those are just a few examples from the first five books. God's word is perfectly clear: All True, Bible-Believing Christians "should be ready against that day to avenge themselves on their enemies!" (Esther 8:13)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

A joo with a boner walks to a wall and breaks his nose.

I see you never bothered to read the thread, since that joke was delivered properly a few pages back.

[Insomniac]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

It was realy painfull to read this thread, not because of the holocaust jokes, but because most of the people are making fun of 6 million innocent people getting slaughtered by most brutal and inhuman ways, and when someone makes one joke of Jesus you guys get mad. Seriously.... And anyways what's up whit all this hating I see? Doesn't bible teach to love even your enemies?
To love your neighbours?
It realy starts to seem that Jesus died in vain.
I personaly think it's okay to laugh at everything if you can laugh at yourself. A bit of self-sarcasm has never hurted anybody, so maybe next time you laugh at a joke about lots of people getting stupid reasons you will think of americas sivil war for example.

Sorry I don't mean to be a killjoy so I'm gonna try to contribute to this thread whit some low-brow humour.

A joo with a boner walks to a wall and breaks his nose.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hitler and some other members of the Nazi party are campaigning in a local tavern. Hitler says to the gathered crowd, "When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews...and one clown."

A member of the crowd shouts out, "Wait, why would you kill one clown?"

Hitler turns to the other Nazi's and says, "Ah HA! I told you no one would care about the Jews!"

^ Repeated for Truth(c)!

[Hammer of Justice]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What was the favorite pastime game of the camp guards? "The last couple out of the oven". We have a kids' game called that here in Finland.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What's grey, runs along walls and kills joos?

Gas pipes!

What is the difference between a bar of soap and a joo?

A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

People died during the second world war and joking about it is not okay!

Cheer up missy and get some sense of humor. Besides, we are not joking about people who died during second world war. That would be distasteful. We are merely laughing WITH the joos to that silly holocaust myth.