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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392
    #301
    Re: Holocaust Jokes

    Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
    he was a Jew
    There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
    I don't get it. Is that Utah humor or something?

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309
        #302
        Re: Holocaust Jokes

        Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
        he was a Jew
        There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
        WRONG!

        And quit calling us Mormons!
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          • Misunderstood
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2012
            • 43
            #303
            Re: Holocaust Jokes

            Don't hate Jews if was a Jew

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #304
                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
                Huh? Who said we hate Jews?

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724
                    #305
                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                    Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
                    Don't be silly. Jesus is not a joo. Why else he would be throwing all the joos in hell as it says in the bible?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #306
                        Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                        Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
                        If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Misunderstood
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • May 2012
                            • 43
                            #307
                            Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
                            That wasn't a joke
                            I thought Jesus was a Jew?

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392
                                #308
                                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                                That wasn't a joke
                                I thought Jesus was a Jew?
                                Jesus was the Son of God. God with His skin on as my 6 year old says. Moron. He may have been incubated by a Jewess, but that doesn't make Him a jew.

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                                  • Misunderstood
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • May 2012
                                    • 43
                                    #309
                                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                    I understand now. Praise Jesus in all His glory!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #310
                                        Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                        Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                                        That wasn't a joke
                                        I thought Jesus was a Jew?
                                        Jesus was no damned joo! Read THIS!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Malachi Motoma
                                            Unsaved trash, struggling to stay sober
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Apr 2012
                                            • 16
                                            #311
                                            Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                            Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
                                            "Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
                                            I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
                                            1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.

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                                              • Misunderstood
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • May 2012
                                                • 43
                                                #312
                                                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                                Originally posted by Brother Malachi View Post
                                                Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
                                                "Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
                                                I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
                                                These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny

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                                                  • Didymus Much
                                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 14076
                                                    #313
                                                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                                    Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                                                    These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive...
                                                    Says the rapist.

                                                    Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                                                    ...I wear hoodies because I want to hide my gender. That's how I rape girls and turn them lesbian.
                                                    Why are you concerned about the feelings of people you've never met (Holocaust victims) yet so unfeeling for those you probably have (rape victims)?

                                                    ...and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone...
                                                    Go read your Bible and learn about how Jesus treated people who did not accept His message (calling them dogs, vipers, etc.).

                                                    ...And also that one wasn't even funny
                                                    Tastes differ. Or are people allowed to believe whatever they want as long as they agree with you?

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #314
                                                        Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                                        Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                                                        These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny
                                                        Jesus can't stand joos. They killed Him you know.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Little Donkey
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 498
                                                            #315
                                                            Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                                            I found this cool website with cartoons. The humor is a little off color (mainly because they are submitted by a-rabs), but I managed to get a chuckle. Apparently it's a competition and you can win a camel or a 2nd wife or something.

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