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What is Fred Phelps in Auschwitz?
Liberal ash
What is Fred Phelps in Auschwitz?
Liberal ash
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"John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "
Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?
Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
What does that tell you ?
John 6:53
Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.Comment
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I don't get it. Is the punchline coming in another post?
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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That you're smoking acid.Originally posted by rub View Post"John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "
Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?
Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
What does that tell you ?Comment
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I don't get it. I am doing Biblestudy for 4 hours, now i came here for a good laught and then that...Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
I think i beat my wife now im pissed.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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I don't get these ones.
Jews don't steal gold, they get it by disobeying God's Holy Word:Originally posted by Hans Landa View Post
Deuteronomy 23:19
Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:
Dead to Christ, I assume you mean. And there are no gay people in Freehold and never have been!Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Postoh, oh i made this one up!!!!
What does Ann Frank and a gay person living in Freehold have in common?
They're both DEAD once they come out of the closet!
Gayism is a result of bad parenting, insufficient discipline and insufficient Bible instruction and a result of public schools. This leads susceptible children into choosing to embrace Satan and the gay deathstlye.That does not happen in Freehold. Not ever.
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Not a joke, just need some help with a crossword.
The clue for 8 across is 'Jewish skullcap' - 8 letters.
'Yamaha' is too short, 'jew beanie' is too long, 'yid lids' is the right length but doesn't match with the down clues I solved. Any ideas?Comment
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What did the little German boy get for Christmas?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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What did the Jew say when his son asked him for 10$.
Eight dollars, six dollars, what do you need 5 dollars for?
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A catholic preist & a rabbi were walking down the street, when they saw a young boy playung. The priest said , "Man I'd like to piffle him" the rabbi replied;.," Out of what"
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That Achmedinijad is looking for some little boys to play with.Originally posted by rub View PostBetween rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule. Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
What does that tell you ?The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.Comment
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how do you kill two jews?
throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
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Why are you French so racist?Originally posted by ekulio View Posthow do you kill two jews?
throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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