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  • Re: Holocaust Jokes

    "John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "

    Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?

    Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
    Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
    What does that tell you ?
    John 6:53
    Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.

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    • Re: Holocaust Jokes

      I don't get it. Is the punchline coming in another post?

      YiC,

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      • Re: Holocaust Jokes

        Originally posted by rub View Post
        "John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "

        Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?

        Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
        Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
        What does that tell you ?
        That you're smoking acid.

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        • Re: Holocaust Jokes

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          I don't get it. Is the punchline coming in another post?

          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
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          I don't get it. I am doing Biblestudy for 4 hours, now i came here for a good laught and then that...
          I think i beat my wife now im pissed.
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          • Re: Holocaust Jokes



            I don't get these ones.

            Originally posted by Hans Landa View Post
            Why did the little girl shot the jew in the face?
            He stole her gold.
            Jews don't steal gold, they get it by disobeying God's Holy Word:

            Deuteronomy 23:19
            Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:

            Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
            oh, oh i made this one up!!!!

            What does Ann Frank and a gay person living in Freehold have in common?

            They're both DEAD once they come out of the closet!
            Dead to Christ, I assume you mean. And there are no gay people in Freehold and never have been!

            Gayism is a result of bad parenting, insufficient discipline and insufficient Bible instruction and a result of public schools. This leads susceptible children into choosing to embrace Satan and the gay deathstlye.That does not happen in Freehold. Not ever.

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            • Re: Holocaust Jokes

              Not a joke, just need some help with a crossword.

              The clue for 8 across is 'Jewish skullcap' - 8 letters.

              'Yamaha' is too short, 'jew beanie' is too long, 'yid lids' is the right length but doesn't match with the down clues I solved. Any ideas?

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              • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                Not a joke, just need some help with a crossword.

                The clue for 8 across is 'Jewish skullcap' - 8 letters.

                'Yamaha' is too short, 'jew beanie' is too long, 'yid lids' is the right length but doesn't match with the down clues I solved. Any ideas?
                heebtuke
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                • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                  What did the little German boy get for Christmas?
                  Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

                  Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
                  Hitler
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    What did the Jew say when his son asked him for 10$.
                    Eight dollars, six dollars, what do you need 5 dollars for?

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                    • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                      A catholic preist & a rabbi were walking down the street, when they saw a young boy playung. The priest said , "Man I'd like to piffle him" the rabbi replied;.," Out of what"

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                      • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Originally posted by rub View Post
                        Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule. Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
                        What does that tell you ?
                        That Achmedinijad is looking for some little boys to play with.
                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                        • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                          What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!
                          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                          • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            how do you kill two jews?
                            throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.

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                            • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                              Originally posted by ekulio View Post
                              how do you kill two jews?
                              throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
                              Why are you French so racist?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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