[TC Patriot]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

The Kommandante strolls in to the the concentration camp to make and announcement to the Joos:

"Joos, I have good news and bad news. First the good news. You will all be going to the finest hotels in all of Germany. The bad news is, you will be going as soap."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Well, as I've said,

Hitler was a Jew so it seems plausible. However, I think this explanation is ultimately mis-leading. Yes, the holocaust only happened so Israel could exist, but that's because God sent it. I'll let Pastor Hagee explain:

Praise!

Now, that IS funny! God so loved the Jews, He helped Hitler to starve, torture, rape, and nearly exterminate them, all so He could cast them into His Lake of Fire for all eternity!

[Brother Enoch]

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Well, as I've said,

Hitler was a Jew so it seems plausible. However, I think this explanation is ultimately mis-leading. Yes, the holocaust only happened so Israel could exist, but that's because God sent it. I'll let Pastor Hagee explain:

Praise!

Wow! You pre-answered my question. Excellent anticipation on your part.

[Brother Temperance]

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On a more serious note, I heard World War II and the holocaust were actually planned and instigated by Zionists to lead to the formation of Israel when Germany was defeated. They sacrificed 6 million of their own, and 60 million from other nations (mostly Christians, except for the japs) to bring about the birth (rebirth) of Israel. Anyone have any more on this?

Well, as I've said,

Q: What do you call the person responsible for the Holocaust?

A: A dirty Jew.

Hitler was a Jew so it seems plausible. However, I think this explanation is ultimately mis-leading. Yes, the holocaust only happened so Israel could exist, but that's because God sent it. I'll let Pastor Hagee explain:

The Prophet Jeremiah... paints a vivid picture of the human agents God intended to use to bring the Jewish people back to Israel: 'But now I will send for many fisherman', declares the Lord', 'and they will catch them. After that I will send for many hunters and they will hunt them down on every mountain and hill and from the crevices of the rocks.'
I believe this indicates the positive comes before the negative.....
First, God sent the fisherman to Israel. These were the Zionists, men like Theodore Herzl who called for the Jews of Europe and the World to come to Palestine and establish the Jewish state. The Jews were encouraged to escape while there was still time....
[Then] God sent the hunters. The hunter is one who pursues his target with force and fear. No one could see the horror of the Holocaust coming, but the force and fear of Hitler's Nazis drive the Jewish people back to the only home God ever intended for the Jews to have-Israel.... I am stricken with awe and wonder at his boundless love for Israel and the Jewish people...

Praise!

[James Dewitt]

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How many Joos does it take to heat a concentration camp?

Roughly 6 million, they are not energy star rated.

[Titus Templeton]

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[Titus Templeton]

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What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Have you no shame?
You're people killed Jesus Christ and now you make fun of him.

[Brother Enoch]

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Two jews meet on the street. The first jew says 'so sorry to hear about that fire that burned down your store last Thursday.' The second jew says 'no, no that's next Thursday."

[Brother Enoch]

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Did you hear about the new Jewish car?

Stops on a dime. And picks it up.

[Brother Enoch]

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What's the goal of a jewish football game?

To get the quarter back.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What is a Jew's biggest dilemma?

Free Pork.




How do you make a telephone wire.

Let two Jews fight over a penny.

[BelieverInGod]

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[Brother Enoch]

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What do you call 6 million dead Jews? The Holocaust.
What do you call 12 million dead or displaced Palestinians?

Trespassers

Yours in killing the funny,
Sam

Enoch
Yours in bringing back the funny.

(Funny because it's true...)

[Samuel Coleridge]

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What do you call 6 million dead Jews? The Holocaust.
What do you call 12 million dead or displaced Palestinians? A nation's right to defend itself.

Yours in killing the funny,
Sam

[Purity14]

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Hey come on now! Stop making holocaust jokes, they are so hurtful Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

Indeed, they are certainly out of mein kampf-ortzone