[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hey come on now! Stop making holocaust jokes, they are so hurtful Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

I see what jew did there.

I think most people will nazi it your way, though.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Found 1 more I like:



Why don't Jews eat pussy?

Their noses get in the way.






(yeah, not holcausty enough, hire a jew lawyer and sue me)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hey come on now! Stop making holocaust jokes, they are so hurtful Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

On a more serious note, I heard World War II and the holocaust were actually planned and instigated by Zionists to lead to the formation of Israel when Germany was defeated. They sacrificed 6 million of their own, and 60 million from other nations (mostly Christians, except for the japs) to bring about the birth (rebirth) of Israel. Anyone have any more on this?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Found these on the internet thingy:


My history teacher once asked me if I knew what the holocaust was.
Hilarious, was apparently not the correct answer.


I recently went to Auschwitz and it was one of the most depressing experiences of my life.
No gift shop


What’s grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?
Gas Pipes.


Three Jews walk into a sauna.
Gullible cun+s


My boss (who is German) had the audacity to tell me there is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.
However, he got quite upset when I casually pointed out that there is a ‘U’ in ‘holocaust’…


Holocaust, the Musical. Putting the ‘sing’ back into ethnic cleansing.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I think it's probably fine.

Q: What do you call the person responsible for the Holocaust?

A: A dirty Jew.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I am not sure we should be doing this at all. I mean aren't we just helping the Joos and their lies about Hitler and Germany? I am most likely wrong.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I wrote:



Then this Enoch fellow writes:



Then YOU say:


I may be old and the Lord may have taken away my bladder control, but I will not let that man jew me out of my joke!

I have better delivery than you. Plus I know how to spell Volkswagen.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.

How is this related to the Holocau$t?


What's the similarity between a joo and a tire?

They both scream when you hit full gas.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I wrote:

.
I may be old and the Lord may have taken away my bladder control, but I will not let that man jew me out of my joke!

You're surely not serious...?? You're just yidding...right?

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I wrote:

Here is one the Pope told me:

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

1004.

4 in the seats and 1000 in the ashtray.

Then this Enoch fellow writes:

How many joos can you fit in a Volkswagen?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray!

Then YOU say:

Very good one, Brother Enoch!

I may be old and the Lord may have taken away my bladder control, but I will not let that man jew me out of my joke!

[David Rothstein]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Q: Why is it the mentally ill don't send Christmas cards?

A: Because they're too busy on their knees praying.

Q: What do you call someone who prays to a wall?

A: A Jew

[David Rothstein]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.