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  • #91
    Re: Holocaust Jokes

    You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

    You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #92
      Re: Holocaust Jokes

      Originally posted by The Proud Atheist View Post
      You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

      You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
      Of course, read Jeremiah 16:15-16! Jews deserved to be hunted. I don't see why we can't laugh about something that IS funny if GOD says it is okay.

      Get a sense of humour!
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • #93
        Re: Holocaust Jokes

        Originally posted by The Proud Atheist View Post
        You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

        You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
        They do indeed. I'm persecuted every time I post here.

        But I know I am God's chosen and sleep well. All the fantasy of a "Jesus" aside.

        Shalom to all
        Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.

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        • #94
          Re: Holocaust Jokes

          Originally posted by The Proud Atheist Fool View Post
          You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

          You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.
          Everyone knows, the 'holocaust' is a joo hoax created to garner sympathy and more importantly, money.

          Even if it were true, can you tell any are missing?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #95
            Re: Holocaust Jokes

            Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
            . . . I'm persecuted every time I post here . . .

            Wah, wah, wah!

            Always the complaints with you people. I'm persecuted, I'm being gassed, I'm having all my goods confiscated, I am being burned up in a crematoria.

            Should have thought of all this before you murdered Jesus!!!
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • #96
              Re: Holocaust Jokes

              1: the holocaust was greatly enhanced by the Jews to gather sympathy from america who would help them STEAL THE LAND OF THE PALESTINIANS AND ABUSE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.

              2:

              the leader of the ss walks into a camp.

              he orders every jew to line up.

              he said to the first "how high can you jump, jew?"
              the jew replied with "1 meter sir"
              "good" said the leader "have a piece of bread"

              he walks to the second jew and asks "how high can you jump, jew?"
              "2 meters sir"
              "good" said the leader, and gave him two pieces of bread.

              the leader walks to the third jew
              " how high can you jump,jew?"
              "three meters sir"
              the leader screamed "shoot him, he can jump over the fence!!!"
              :joo"
              funfact- the lord is greater than you.

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              • #97
                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                ^
                I don't get the punchline. Did Moishe Goldbergstien drop a stolen Shekel on the other side or something? Jews don't exert themselves for free especially if they have free meals and a bed courtesy of the taxpayer.

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                • #98
                  Re: Holocaust Jokes

                  Originally posted by Jislord View Post
                  ^
                  I don't get the punchline.
                  The greedy joo wanted 3 pieces of bread. Instead the greedy joo got dead.

                  Moral of the story: Greedy joos get dead.

                  Sheesh. I take it you weren't home-schooled.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
                    A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

                    I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

                    What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




                    pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..

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                    • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                      Originally posted by Grace K View Post
                      I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

                      What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




                      pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..
                      So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.
                      Drama queen

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                      • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Hitler and some other members of the Nazi party are campaigning in a local tavern. Hitler says to the gathered crowd, "When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews...and one clown."

                        A member of the crowd shouts out, "Wait, why would you kill one clown?"

                        Hitler turns to the other Nazi's and says, "Ah HA! I told you no one would care about the Jews!"
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                        • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.

                          I do not know I just repeated it. I am sorry if that was a bad joke, I did not mean for it to be, I can try to delete it if you wish.

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                          • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.

                            To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

                            Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.

                            Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."
                            You Christians.
                            Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.

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                            • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                              Really? Am I really understanding this thread? Jewish or not, the slaughter of millions of people just for WHO THEY ARE is fucking wrong. You're disgusting. I made this account to troll and was having a mighty good time until I found this thread. People like you are the reason why this world is such a shithole right now. You fight and squabble over religion and it tears nations and people apart.

                              Disgusting. Truly, truly disgusting.

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