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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307
    #5401
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Sacrilegious garbage with full-frontal male nudity
    Oops! Cover me the eyes and ears!
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • RevDrJack
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2011
        • 249
        #5402
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        Oops! Cover me the eyes and ears!
        blindfold

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #5403
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Standard evolutionist garb
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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #5404
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                full-frontal male nudity

                Doodlebug
                sigpic

                Tweet me Here
                My GODLY Bio Here

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #5405
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    sly euphemism
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                      • RevDrJack
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2011
                        • 249
                        #5406
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        sly euphemism
                        weapons of mass destruction

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337
                            #5407
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                            weapons of mass destruction
                            metaphor
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • RevDrJack
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2011
                                • 249
                                #5408
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                metaphor
                                met a three

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #5409
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                                    met a three
                                    The Holy Trinity!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Kristin Marlow
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jun 2011
                                        • 74
                                        #5410
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The Holy Trinity!
                                        GLORY!
                                        Matthew 9:12-13
                                        (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                                        (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 4836
                                            #5411
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                                            GLORY!
                                            Rapture

                                            (Please God make it today )
                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                            sigpic

                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                              • proteastantguy
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 488
                                                #5412
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                Rapture

                                                (Please God make it today )
                                                Hell

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                                                  • Kristin Marlow
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jun 2011
                                                    • 74
                                                    #5413
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                                    Hell
                                                    Frighteningly real and scary.
                                                    Matthew 9:12-13
                                                    (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                                                    (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #5414
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                                                        Frighteningly real and scary.
                                                        Hell House
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                                                          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                                            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 2193
                                                            #5415
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Hell House
                                                            Simple, but stunning....

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