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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #5401
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Sacrilegious garbage with full-frontal male nudity
    Oops! Cover me the eyes and ears!
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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    • RevDrJack
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2011
      • 249

      #5402
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
      Oops! Cover me the eyes and ears!
      blindfold

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #5403
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Standard evolutionist garb
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5404
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          full-frontal male nudity

          Doodlebug
          sigpic

          Tweet me Here
          My GODLY Bio Here

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #5405
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            sly euphemism
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            • RevDrJack
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • May 2011
              • 249

              #5406
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              sly euphemism
              weapons of mass destruction

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #5407
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                weapons of mass destruction
                metaphor
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • RevDrJack
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2011
                  • 249

                  #5408
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  metaphor
                  met a three

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #5409
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                    met a three
                    The Holy Trinity!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Kristin Marlow
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 74

                      #5410
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      The Holy Trinity!
                      GLORY!
                      Matthew 9:12-13
                      (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                      (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #5411
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                        GLORY!
                        Rapture

                        (Please God make it today )
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                        sigpic

                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • proteastantguy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 488

                          #5412
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          Rapture

                          (Please God make it today )
                          Hell

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                          • Kristin Marlow
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 74

                            #5413
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            Hell
                            Frighteningly real and scary.
                            Matthew 9:12-13
                            (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                            (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10049

                              #5414
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                              Frighteningly real and scary.
                              Hell House
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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #5415
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Simple, but stunning....

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