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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #5476
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Jesus Christ
    God's temporarily dead son!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #5477
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        God's temporarily dead son!
        Deliverer of repentant believing Christians out of the sadistic Hell He so mercifully created to punish everybody!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076
            #5478
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Deliverer of repentant believing Christians out of the sadistic Hell He so mercifully created to punish everybody!
            Lovingkindness(tm).

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #5479
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Lovingkindness™.
                Hell itself!

                Rom. 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Sister Kitty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 857
                    #5480
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Hell itself!
                    Listening to women talk.
                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307
                        #5481
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        Listening to women talk.

                        Informative and good idea sometimes
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #5482
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Reading the Bible!
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                              • Felicity
                                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4834
                                #5483
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Reading the Bible!
                                Pleasing Jesus!
                                I Jesus!

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                                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 1307
                                    #5484
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    Reading the Bible!
                                    Very hard when is so hot like now
                                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #5485
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                        Very hard when is so hot like now
                                        Perhaps you're wearing too many layers of clothes...


                                        Oh goodness, I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT OR THOUGHT IT!

                                        Excuse me everybody, I need to go spend some time in my prayer closet.
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                                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 1307
                                            #5486
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Perhaps you're wearing too many layers of clothes...


                                            Oh goodness, I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT OR THOUGHT IT!

                                            Excuse me everybody, I need to go spend some time in my prayer closet.


                                            Prayer garden for me - nice and cool whit a fan and a water espray for espray myselve whit cool water and keep me cool while I'm read San Pablo's Letter to the Corintios.
                                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #5487
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                cold shower
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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #5488
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    cold shower
                                                    Pre-Sermon Cleansing
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 1307
                                                        #5489
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        cold shower
                                                        Pure thinkings
                                                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #5490
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            cold shower in bathtub full of ice cubes
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