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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #5356
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Unscrubbable

    Some of the stains in my basement...
    She Bear
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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836
        #5357
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        She Bear
        42 dead kids
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912
            #5358
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            42 dead kids
            Don't fuck with God's people
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836
                #5359
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                Don't piffle with God's people
                Nephilim
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Rev. Friday Obobo
                    Unsaved trash, genuine spearchucker
                     
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 42
                    #5360
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Giants
                    Numbers35:19
                    The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

                    Rev. Friday Obobo. Chucking spears for Jesus.

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836
                        #5361
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. Friday Obobo View Post
                        Giants
                        Behemoths
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #5362
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            The Giant Behemoth
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #5363
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                The Giant Behemoth
                                The "Piltdown Man"
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #5364
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The "Piltdown Man"
                                    Orangatang
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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #5365
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                        Orangatang
                                        Every atheist's grandfather
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • RevDrJack
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 249
                                            #5366
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Every atheist's grandfather
                                            Roman Catholic

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                                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 8337
                                                #5367
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                                                Roman Catholic
                                                rapist
                                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                  • RevDrJack
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 249
                                                    #5368
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                    rapist
                                                    Parish Father

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                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #5369
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                                                        Parish Father
                                                        anal rapist
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                          • RevDrJack
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 249
                                                            #5370
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                            anal rapist
                                                            Cathlic priest

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