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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #5521
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Mary Poppins's venereal disease
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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #5522
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Mary Poppins's venereal disease
        AIDS
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236
            #5523
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            AIDS
            Curse of the queer
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #5524
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Curse of the queer
                Hell
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #5525
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Hell
                    God's gift to the hatemongers!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251
                        #5526
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        God's gift to the hatemongers!
                        Deserving.
                        Posted via Mobile Device
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #5527
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Deserving.
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            God's Just Desserts
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #5528
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                God's Just Desserts
                                Pie
                                sigpic

                                Tweet me Here
                                My GODLY Bio Here

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #5529
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                    Pie
                                    Blueberry
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Didymus Much
                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 14076
                                        #5530
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Blueberry
                                        Hill.

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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #5531
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                            Hill.

                                            Hell.
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #5532
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                Hill.
                                                Calvary
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 1307
                                                    #5533
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Calvary
                                                    Horses galloping
                                                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                      • Alphonse Alban
                                                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                                         
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 5724
                                                        #5534
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                        Horses galloping
                                                        Wounded Knee

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                                                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 1307
                                                            #5535
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                                            Wounded Knee
                                                            tennis elbow
                                                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

                                                              Comment

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