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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519

    #5536
    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
    tennis elbow
    Stroking
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22355

      #5537
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
      Stroking
      Gay
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Sister Kitty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 857

        #5538
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Gay
        Ted Haggard
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • JustGotSaved
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 519

          #5539
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          Ted Haggard
          Wilde Bumberist
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446

            #5540
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
            Wilde Bumberist
            'Accidental' groping
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • wait_what
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 592

              #5541
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              'Accidental' groping
              Pope
              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
              Give her a shovel.
              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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              • JustGotSaved
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 519

                #5542
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                Pope
                Is the Bear Catholic?
                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                • JustGotSaved
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 519

                  #5543
                  Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                  Is the Bear Catholic?
                  Too obscure?
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #5544
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                    Too obscure?
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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                    • Sister Kitty
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 857

                      #5545
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Does the Pope shit in the woods?
                      Depends
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #5546
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        Depends
                        Incontinent queers
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #5547
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Incontinent queers
                          ravaged rectums
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • JustGotSaved
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 519

                            #5548
                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            ravaged rectums
                            Brother Harold porter
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                            • Sister Kitty
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 857

                              #5549
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                              Brother Harold porter
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              True Christian
                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #5550
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                True Christian
                                God's chosen!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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