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  • Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
    tennis elbow
    Stroking
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    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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    • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
      Stroking
      Gay
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Gay
        Ted Haggard
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          Ted Haggard
          Wilde Bumberist
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
            Wilde Bumberist
            'Accidental' groping
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              'Accidental' groping
              Pope
              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
              Give her a shovel.
              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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              • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                Pope
                Is the Bear Catholic?
                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                • Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                  Is the Bear Catholic?
                  Too obscure?
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                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                    Too obscure?
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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                    • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Does the Pope shit in the woods?
                      Depends
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        Depends
                        Incontinent queers
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Incontinent queers
                          ravaged rectums
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            ravaged rectums
                            Brother Harold porter
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                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                            • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                              Brother Harold porter
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              True Christian
                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                              • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                True Christian
                                God's chosen!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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