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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #5791
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    anal sex
    Catholic birth control
    WARNING:
    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #5792
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Catholic birth control
        NFP
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #5793
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            NFP
            selfish sex addicts trying to find and exploit loopholes in God's law
            WARNING:
            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #5794
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                selfish sex addicts trying to find and exploit loopholes in God's law
                Presbyterians
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #5795
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    selfish sex addicts trying to find and exploit loopholes in God's law
                    Fornicators!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1439
                        #5796
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        selfish sex addicts trying to find and exploit loopholes in God's law
                        Athiests...
                        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337
                            #5797
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Fornicators!!
                            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                            Athiests...
                            Sodomites!
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1439
                                #5798
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Sodomites!
                                Liberals...
                                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #5799
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                    Liberals...
                                    Westboro Baptist Church
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 1439
                                        #5800
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Westboro Baptist Church
                                        Hellbound heathens...
                                        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                                          • Brother Scott
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Oct 2010
                                            • 393
                                            #5801
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                            Hellbound heathens...
                                            Eternally damned sodmite
                                            [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                                            PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                                            With their husbands permission of course

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                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #5802
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
                                                Eternally damned sodmite
                                                Stephen Fry
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                sigpic

                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                  • Gabriel Reproba
                                                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2009
                                                    • 2479
                                                    #5803
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                    Stephen Fry
                                                    Hugh Laurie
                                                    Yours In Christ,

                                                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78555
                                                        #5804
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                        Hugh Laurie
                                                        Men with girly names
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 4836
                                                            #5805
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Men with girly names
                                                            Marion Morrison
                                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                            sigpic

                                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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