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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #7276
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    An honest day's work for a darkie.
    Oxymoron.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Whore4satan
      Unsaved trash, blatant whore
      • Dec 2011
      • 162

      #7277
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Oxymoron.
      oxygenius

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #7278
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Junk science
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        • Whore4satan
          Unsaved trash, blatant whore
          • Dec 2011
          • 162

          #7279
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Are we on the same page?

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #7280
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
            Are we on the same page?
            Sodomania
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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #7281
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Urology.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #7282
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Urology.
                Uranus.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10049

                  #7283
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Uranus.
                  One of several very small heavenly bodies suspended somewhere above the firmament.
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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #7284
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    One of several very small heavenly bodies suspended somewhere above the firmament.
                    Landover ladies
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #7285
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      Landover ladies
                      TEMPTATION
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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14212

                        #7286
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        TEMPTATION
                        Toad-in-the-hole .. .. .. yum!

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #7287
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Toad-in-the-hole .. .. .. yum!


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                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                          sigpic

                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14212

                            #7288
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            Medical worry
                            Chip buttie

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #7289
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Toad-in-the-hole .. .. .. yum!
                              That looks like something my dog threw up before God smote her.

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Chip buttie


                              Why?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #7290
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Why?
                                The one question you cannot ask God.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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