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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #7231
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
    The blood that Mary shed during child birth.
    Sacred only to Catholics
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      • Whore4satan
        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
        • Dec 2011
        • 162
        #7232
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Sacred only to Catholics
        Catlicks.... go take ur prayer beads and shove it where you know what im talking about!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #7233
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
            Catlicks.... go take ur prayer beads and shove it where you know what im talking about!
            Um...

            Some potty-mouthed young lady making references to shoving things into private parts...

            Phone sex.

            My word is "phone sex."
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              • Whore4satan
                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                • Dec 2011
                • 162
                #7234
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Um...

                Some potty-mouthed young lady making references to shoving things into private parts...

                Phone sex.

                My word is "phone sex."
                Sinful


                pardon me

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                  • JustGotSaved
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 519
                    #7235
                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                    Sinful
                    Thinking for one's self
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162
                        #7236
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                        Thinking for one's self
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        narcissism

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #7237
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                            narcissism
                            The disease that killed Christopher Hitchens
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                              • Whore4satan
                                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 162
                                #7238
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                The disease that killed Christopher Hitchens
                                closed minds.

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                                  • Brother Harold Porter
                                    Landover Senior Outreach
                                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 8236
                                    #7239
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                    closed minds.
                                    Closed legs.
                                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

                                    sigpic

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                                      • Gabriel Reproba
                                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2009
                                        • 2479
                                        #7240
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                        Closed legs.
                                        Effective sex ed
                                        Yours In Christ,

                                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                          • Whore4satan
                                            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                            • Dec 2011
                                            • 162
                                            #7241
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                            Closed legs.
                                            closed mouths

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #7242
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                Effective sex ed
                                                A field trip to the syphilis sanatorium.
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                                                  • Whore4satan
                                                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                    • Dec 2011
                                                    • 162
                                                    #7243
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    A field trip to the syphilis sanatorium.
                                                    Penicillin injection.

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #7244
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                                        Penicillin injection.
                                                        Poor substitute for prayer.
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                                                          • Whore4satan
                                                            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                            • Dec 2011
                                                            • 162
                                                            #7245
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Poor substitute for prayer.
                                                            assumptions.

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