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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #7351
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    (By the way, Whore4Satan, I'm glad you've chosen to stick with us. I hope you won't limit yourself to just this word association game, however, as I feel God has kept you here so we can work with you on your salvation.)
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      • Whore4satan
        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
        • Dec 2011
        • 162
        #7352
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        People who need bailouts.
        Glory holes.

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          • Whore4satan
            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
            • Dec 2011
            • 162
            #7353
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            (By the way, Whore4Satan, I'm glad you've chosen to stick with us. I hope you won't limit yourself to just this word association game, however, as I feel God has kept you here so we can work with you on your salvation.)
            I can't post a new thread of anything, but I can respond to threads. I don't think I have a right to an opinion yet, so I will not get into certain threads and I read there is not debating. Soo. Yeah thanks!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049
                #7354
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                Glory holes.
                More dangerous than the sarlacc pit!
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                  • Jedediah
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Fisher of Men
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 6824
                    #7355
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    More dangerous than the sarlacc pit!
                    Strange women.

                    Proverbs 22:14
                    The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #7356
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        Strange women.
                        Your average nigress
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #7357
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Your average nigress
                            aggressively reproducing
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                              • Whore4satan
                                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 162
                                #7358
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                KFC >

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                                  • Gabriel Reproba
                                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2009
                                    • 2479
                                    #7359
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                    KFC >
                                    Killing For Christ
                                    Yours In Christ,

                                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                      • Titus Templeton
                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                        Jesus macht frei
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 5912
                                        #7360
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                        Killing For Christ
                                        jewish lawyers
                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                          • Gary Williams
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 18
                                            #7361
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Worthless

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #7362
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                American dollars not backed up by the gold standard
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                                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 18405
                                                    #7363
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    American dollars not backed up by the gold standard
                                                    Socialist wet dream of the destruction of the United States by Muslims.

                                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #7364
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                        Socialist wet dream of the destruction of the United States by Muslims.
                                                        falafels
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                                                          • Whore4satan
                                                            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                            • Dec 2011
                                                            • 162
                                                            #7365
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Dollar menu

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