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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #7246
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
    assumptions.
    The going price for whores
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Whore4satan
        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
        • Dec 2011
        • 162
        #7247
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The going price for whores
        Insane Asylums.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #7248
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
            Insane Asylums.
            Injun reservations.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Whore4satan
                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                • Dec 2011
                • 162
                #7249
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Injun reservations.
                Delusional

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #7250
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                    Delusional
                    fluffy bunny Christian
                    injuns
                    whores

                    (oh my, there are just so many - take any one)
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162
                        #7251
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        fluffy bunny Christian
                        injuns
                        whores

                        (oh my, there are just so many - take any one)
                        straw grabbing (note: if you don't know what that means.... well, 'round here, we call those tards who don't understand things).

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                          • JustGotSaved
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 519
                            #7252
                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                            straw grabbing (note: if you don't know what that means.... well, 'round here, we call those tards who don't understand things).
                            Libtard basket weaving hippies
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                              • Whore4satan
                                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 162
                                #7253
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                Libtard basket weaving hippies
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                Hard on the eyes.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #7254
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                    Hard on the eyes.
                                    Bringing filth into everything,
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                    sigpic

                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • Whore4satan
                                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                        • Dec 2011
                                        • 162
                                        #7255
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Bringing filth into everything,
                                        ...........or maybe you just have a dirty mind.

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                                          • Titus Templeton
                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                            Jesus macht frei
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 5912
                                            #7256
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                            ...........or maybe you just have a dirty mind.
                                            Says the whore...
                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #7257
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                Says the whore...
                                                "I rove you rong time!"
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10050
                                                    #7258
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Engrish
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                                                      • Whore4satan
                                                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                        • Dec 2011
                                                        • 162
                                                        #7259
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        "I rove you rong time!"
                                                        priceless!

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                                                          • Gabriel Reproba
                                                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 2479
                                                            #7260
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                                            priceless!
                                                            God's love
                                                            Yours In Christ,

                                                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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