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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #8926
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Disgusting fetish
    Anti-bear bigots
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10049

      #8927
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Anti-bear bigots
      Ummm...

      What? Pastor Zeke, I know you hate bigotry of any kind, but I didn't think you'd be so magnanimous as to even preach love and tolerance toward bears!



      You're a better Christian than I am, that's for sure!

      Tolerance.

      My word is "tolerance."
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #8928
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        My word is "tolerance."
        Words not found in the Bible.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #8929
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Words not found in the Bible.
          freedom from religion
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #8930
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            freedom from religion
            Slavery to sin
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #8931
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Slavery to sin
              Sin to eternal damnation
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8932
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Sin to eternal damnation
                Endless burning
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #8933
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Endless burning
                  Laughs up in Heaven!

                  "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #8934
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Laughs up in Heaven!
                    <-- George Carlin, finally funny!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • WWJDnow
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6302

                      #8935
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      My co-pilot.
                      The seven words you can't say at Landover Baptist Church.
                      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #8936
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        The seven words you can't say at Landover Baptist Church.
                        "Barack Hussein Obama is a good President."
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Bjorn Jensen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2355

                          #8937
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          "Barack Hussein Obama is a good President."
                          Gay rights

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                          • Noah Sole
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 865

                            #8938
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by I love demons in my bum View Post
                            Gay rights
                            Faggot...
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #8939
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                              Faggot...
                              AIDS squirter
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #8940
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                AIDS squirter
                                Witch

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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