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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #8971
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pater Doit View Post
    Work I don't need to do.
    The life of a True Christian(tm) Pastor.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #8972
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The life of a True Christian™ Pastor.
        Blameless, sinless, and not gay.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Pater Doit
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 36
            #8973
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Blameless, sinless, and not gay.
            The attributes Jesus loves the most!
            And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #8974
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pater Doit View Post
                The attributes Jesus loves the most!
                Obedience.
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836
                    #8975
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                    Obedience.
                    1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

                    A quiet woman
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049
                        #8976
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Mythological creatures that probably don't exist
                        WARNING:
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                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836
                            #8977
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Mythological creatures that probably don't exist
                            Transitional forms
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                            sigpic

                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553
                                #8978
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                Transitional forms
                                Secular mythology
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10049
                                    #8979
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    the female orgasm
                                    WARNING:
                                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78553
                                        #8980
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                        the female orgasm
                                        The what?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Danny the teenaged queer
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Jul 2012
                                            • 17
                                            #8981
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            The female orgasm! Women should have just as many rights as men, and being homosexual is a normal thing.

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                                              • Virginia Day Templeton
                                                Christ's Battle Axe
                                                 
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 2827
                                                #8982
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Anal fissures.
                                                sigpic

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                                                  • Titus Templeton
                                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                    Jesus macht frei
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 5912
                                                    #8983
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                                                    Anal fissures.
                                                    hemorrhoids

                                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 4836
                                                        #8984
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                        hemorrhoids

                                                        1 Samuel 5:6 But the hand of the Lord was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.


                                                        God's smiting of the anus.
                                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                        sigpic

                                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 9063
                                                            #8985
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                            God's smiting of the anus.
                                                            Proof God hates the gaywise.
                                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                                              Comment

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