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FlintstonesOriginally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View PostDinosaursIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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DisneyOriginally posted by James Hutchins View PostFlintstones5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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5th largest NavyOriginally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostDisneyPosted via Pasta
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Definitely not pirates.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post5th largest Navy
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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ChosenOriginally posted by Lycra The Repellent View Postpirates.Posted via Pasta
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True Christians(tm)!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostChosen
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Heaven-boundOriginally posted by Lycia The Repentant View PostTrue Christians™!
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Beer VolcanoOriginally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View PostHeavenPosted via Pasta
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Crazy delusion.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostBeer Volcano
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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True Christians™!Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View PostCrazy delusion.
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God's favorite people.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostTrue Christians™!5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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PiratesOriginally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostGod's favourite people.Posted via Pasta
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Definitely not pirates.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostPirates
(Why does every conversation with Jo Freddie feel like it just goes around in circles? Why can't he just accept Jesus?
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"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
MyfiveSix Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
An Open Question to All false christians.
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I'm very confused as to how he's managed to avoid being banned.WARNING:
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