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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #3886
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Miss B View Post
    Outrageous.
    Spaghetti Worshipers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #3887
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Miss B View Post
      Outrageous.
      Jem!
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Living_Water
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 151

        #3888
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by wait_what View Post
        Jem!
        the Journal of Experimental Medicine?


        guinea pig
        Revelation 22:1:
        And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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        • wait_what
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 592

          #3889
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Living_Water View Post
          the Journal of Experimental Medicine?


          guinea pig
          (No, 1980's cartoon. Jem is truly outrageous!)

          test subject
          The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
          Give her a shovel.
          Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
          19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #3890
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by wait_what View Post
            (No, 1980's cartoon. Jem is truly outrageous!)

            test subject
            Crop rotation in the 14th century
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

            sigpic

            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532

              #3891
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
              Crop rotation in the 14th century
              Bambi
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #3892
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                Bambi
                Scumbag college
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #3893
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  or

                  The Sex Pistols


                  (God mocking English heathens that will all burn in hell for eternity, I attach the following clip to show the depravity that happens to you when you haven't accepted Jesus as your saviour. Only listen if you are already saved and have a strong constitution)

                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                  sigpic

                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Two-Dollar Bill
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 532

                    #3894
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post

                    The Sex Pistols
                    Massively Overrated
                    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                    • Jack O'fagan
                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4836

                      #3895
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                      Massively Overrated
                      St Peter
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                      sigpic

                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Two-Dollar Bill
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 532

                        #3896
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        St Peter
                        St Paul
                        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #3897
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                          St Paul
                          Tent maker
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                          sigpic

                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Two-Dollar Bill
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 532

                            #3898
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            Tent maker
                            marshmallows
                            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                              Claims not to be a dago slut
                              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1307

                              #3899
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                              marshmallows
                              Little cushions
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • godismighty
                                Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
                                because, you know, they never lie...
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2011
                                • 115

                                #3900
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                sin
                                Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

                                Romans 14:1
                                As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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