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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #4036
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
    Jo Freddie
    Godmocking maggot!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22362

      #4037
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Godmocking maggot!
      Obama
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pfc. James Nye
        Geriatric Gadfly
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2008
        • 90

        #4038
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Obama
        Little Black Sambo.

        Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

        Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #4039
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Pfc. James Nye View Post
          Little Black Sambo.
          Shoe shine
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

          sigpic

          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Righteous Rider
            Unsaved trash
             
            • May 2011
            • 38

            #4040
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Shoe shine

            Jump boots
            Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #4041
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Righteous Rider View Post
              Jump boots
              My new nickname for my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049

                #4042
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Pastor Ezekiel, it is truly wonderful that you would welcome one of those little brown foreigners into your home and give him an opportunity to earn an honest living instead of stealing hubcaps or prostituting himself on the street!

                I am concerned, however, about the fact that Indonesia is an Islamic country. Have you done a thorough background check on this young fellow?
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553

                  #4043
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Pastor Ezekiel, it is truly wonderful that you would welcome one of those little brown foreigners into your home and give him an opportunity to earn an honest living instead of stealing hubcaps or prostituting himself on the street!

                  I am concerned, however, about the fact that Indonesia is an Islamic country. Have you done a thorough background check on this young fellow?
                  It's okay. I buy them and then trade them in after I'm done with it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #4044
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    My new nickname for my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy.
                    Rent Boy
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #4045
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Rent Boy
                      Michael Jackson
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

                      sigpic

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #4046
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Michael Jackson
                        Repulsive old white woman currently residing in hell.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #4047
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Repulsive old white woman currently residing in hell.
                          Jan Crouch (could you imagine seeing that in the mirror? )

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14235

                            #4048
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by someone whom Jesus is calling View Post
                            Hornswaggled
                            CACTUS !

                            @ 2:52







                            I'll have a crocodile sandwich..

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #4049
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              CACTUS !
                              Beavis and Butt-head

                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

                              Comment

                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724

                                #4050
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Beavis and Butt-head
                                Disney

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