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  • PetitionLady
    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 883

    #2386
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Stupid Females!
    Sheep

    ewe!
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #2387
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
      Sheep

      ewe!
      Comfort
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #2388
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Comfort
        Revolver

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 883

          #2389
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Comfort
          sleep
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Lola Handcock
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 739

            #2390
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
            sleep
            alone

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            • Lycia The Repentant
              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 2019

              #2391
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
              alone
              Lysistrata
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              An Open Question to All false christians.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #2392
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                Lysistrata
                Hysterias
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #2393
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Hysterias
                  Hysterectomies
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #2394
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    Hysterectomies
                    Worthless Wife
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #2395
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Worthless Wife
                      New wife

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307

                        #2396
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        New wife
                        Ready and willing for the post!

                        (And whit all my femanine charms, cooker skills and pure unused womb too!)
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #2397
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                          Ready and willing for the post!

                          (And whit all my femanine charms, cooker skills and pure unused womb too!)
                          Desperate
                          Posted via Pasta

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836

                            #2398
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Desperate

                            Dan
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #2399
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Desperate
                              Ankle Velcro
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                              Comment

                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553

                                #2400
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Ankle Velcro
                                Servant Controls
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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