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  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736
    #10756
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Jungle bunnies
    The Amazon
    How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
    The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
    How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
    God HATES Carbon Dating

    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #10757
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
        The Amazon
        A Satanic place on the internet where heathens can buy almost anything.
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        Tweet me Here
        My GODLY Bio Here

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #10758
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            A Satanic place on the internet where heathens can buy almost anything.
            Craig's List
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                Christ's Antiquarius
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 736
                #10759
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Craig's List
                gay-themed atheist orgies
                How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                God HATES Carbon Dating

                2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #10760
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                    gay-themed atheist orgies
                    Camp Quest

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Adam Fag
                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 627
                        #10761
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Camp Quest
                        Ice 9
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                          • Pim Pendergast
                            PHD - Theophysicist
                            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 3103
                            #10762
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                            Ice 9
                            Pure fiction.
                            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #10763
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Camp Quest

                                A catlick priests dream.
                                Attached Files
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                                Tweet me Here
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                                  • Paragon of virtue
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jan 2013
                                    • 547
                                    #10764
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                    A catlick priests dream.
                                    Extended Little Legue Baseball season w/ double elimination playoff tournement.

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                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 14291
                                        #10765
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                        Extended Little Legue Baseball season w/ double elimination playoff tournement.
                                        super saturated solution

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                                          • {Anna}
                                            Unsaved Trash, repulsive eurotrash whore
                                            • Jan 2013
                                            • 264
                                            #10766
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                            super saturated solution
                                            Chemistry
                                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                              Comment

                                              • Pim Pendergast
                                                PHD - Theophysicist
                                                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2012
                                                • 3103
                                                #10767
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                                                Chemistry
                                                Sorcery.
                                                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14291
                                                    #10768
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Joel chapter 2 v. 28
                                                    Trumpet

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                                                      • {Anna}
                                                        Unsaved Trash, repulsive eurotrash whore
                                                        • Jan 2013
                                                        • 264
                                                        #10769
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                        Joel chapter 2 v. 28
                                                        Trumpet

                                                        Music
                                                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                                          • Paragon of virtue
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jan 2013
                                                            • 547
                                                            #10770
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                                                            Music
                                                            Amazing Grace

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