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  • melissajlong
    Unsaved trash, obese chav whore
    • May 2013
    • 4

    #11506
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    Ice Cream
    Sea men.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #11507
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by melissajlong View Post
      Sea men.
      U-boat
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #11508
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        U-boat
        Pirates
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #11509
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Pirates
          Somalians
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #11510
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Somalians
            Raelians
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #11511
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Raelians
              Anal sex
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #11512
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Anal sex
                The Gay Agenda's goal for public education.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Sammy The Penitent
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 289

                  #11513
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  The Gay Agenda's goal for public education.
                  Harvey Milk High

                  2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #11514
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                    Satans Bedmate
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11515
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Satans Bedmate
                      Saddam Hussein.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #11516
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Saddam Hussein.
                        A friend of my uncle's.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Holly Graham
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 348

                          #11517
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Arranged marriage!

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                          • Adam Fag
                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 632

                            #11518
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Which side of the fence?

                            A white reporter immerses himself in Birmingham's multi-ethnic Asian community: Jonathan Freedland finds echoes of his Jewish grandparents' experience amid Birmingham's Asians


                            How they love their god:

                            a magnet of sorts is the President Saddam Hussein mosque on Birchfield Road, a house of worship that has been threatened with arson seven times . . there are no seats, no books and barely a sound . . bowing, bending and kneeling, according to the lead set by the imam. To the uninitiated this probably looks like a scene off the news, from Tehran or Kabul. The men are barefoot, many in the traditional kurta - a knee-length tunic worn over trousers. Some wear the safa, the trademark headgear of the mujaheddin. But look closer. One of the younger men is obeying the Muslim command to cover his head by wearing a balaclava . . expected to come no fewer than five times a day, between shifts at the factory or the Post Office, to chant in Arabic.
                            Now they eat hearts.
                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22371

                              #11519
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Holly Graham View Post
                              Arranged marriage!
                              A Godly marriage!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #11520
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                A Godly marriage!
                                A happy husband and a wife.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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