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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

    Have they not read the Scripture that says that this is real and true:

    James 5:14-15 (King James Version)
    14Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: 15And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
    See how they mock him in this video:

    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

    Here is the wonderful man healing people and casting out demons and all the Unsaved World can do it make fun of him. Disgusting.

    ps: Our own Pastor Zeke is better at healing anyway. He needs his own TV show. He'll show them. HE'LL SHOW THE WORLD!
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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      Here is the wonderful man healing people and casting out demons and all the Unsaved World can do it make fun of him. Disgusting.

      ps: Our own Pastor Zeke is better at healing anyway. He needs his own TV show. He'll show them. HE'LL SHOW THE WORLD!
      I can attest to Pastor Zeke's healing powers. he really knows how to give it to the unsaved trash and rid them of their atheist demons!

      I still don't know why they mock the healing power of God. Guess that is why they get cancer and die and go to Hell while we do not.
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        I can attest to Pastor Zeke's healing powers. he really knows how to give it to the unsaved trash and rid them of their atheist demons!

        I still don't know why they mock the healing power of God. Guess that is why they get cancer and die and go to Hell while we do not.
        When Cindy Lou burns the bacon and I have beaten her to a bloody pulp with an oar, I just take her to Pastor Zeke for a healing. That way I can start all over again with a fresh, clean slate!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12332

          #5
          Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

          I know Pastor Zeke is a great Godly man who heals the sick.

          The thing I will say on behalf of Benny, he is fast. He heals hundreds of people an hour. He could make an impact on our health costs in this country.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            I know Pastor Zeke is a great Godly man who heals the sick.

            The thing I will say on behalf of Benny, he is fast. He heals hundreds of people an hour. He could make an impact on our health costs in this country.
            Amen, Mayor. I'm sure brother Hinn would be happy to take over our health care system. I'll bet he would even do it for a fraction of the cost of obongocare fiasco.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

              Well I'm always afraid I'm going to over use this cartoon, but I can't think of a better way to describe your typical atheist.

              Drama queen

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                Here is the wonderful man healing people and casting out demons and all the Unsaved World can do it make fun of him. Disgusting.

                ps: Our own Pastor Zeke is better at healing anyway. He needs his own TV show. He'll show them. HE'LL SHOW THE WORLD!
                Well, I don't like to brag, but I do enjoy healing the thousands of slants who pay to see me over there in riceland.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • jennabenna
                  Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                  • May 2010
                  • 262

                  #9
                  Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                  If the stars should ever happen to do that, perhaps I would consider changing my mind. Or perhaps I would continue enjoying the mortal life that I know I have. I'm just not cut out to be a christian. Never was.
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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                    Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                    If the stars should ever happen to do that, perhaps I would consider changing my mind. Or perhaps I would continue enjoying the mortal life that I know I have. I'm just not cut out to be a christian. Never was.
                    My point exactly.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                      If the stars should ever happen to do that, perhaps I would consider changing my mind. Or perhaps I would continue enjoying the mortal life that I know I have. I'm just not cut out to be a christian. Never was.
                      "The stars?" What is that, some kind of witchcraft?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                        Brother Hinn is exceptional at healing people of all sicknesses. Truly he is a conduit for God's healing power. He was in my hometown last summer, and I thought his healing power might extend to electronics as well. He graciously accepted my invitation to come to my home, enjoy dinner with us (roast beef, gravy and all the trimmings) and heal my computer which was suffering from a virus.

                        The results were not what either of us expected.



                        But it wasn't a total loss. He got rid of the planter's wart my wife had on her pinkie toe.

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                        • Old Man Hatchet
                          Super Moderator
                          Beloved Church Elder
                          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2084

                          #13
                          Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          Our own Pastor Zeke is better at healing anyway.
                          And Pastor Ezekiel is much better-looking than Benny Hinn. I would even venture to say that our Zeke is as good-looking as I am, although I have a better body.

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                          • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
                            Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 92

                            #14
                            Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                            Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                            If the stars should ever happen to do that, perhaps I would consider changing my mind. Or perhaps I would continue enjoying the mortal life that I know I have. I'm just not cut out to be a christian. Never was.
                            While I don't know of anything that would convince me of the existence of an all-powerful, all-knowing being like God, my standard answer to this type of question is, "If God exists, then he/she/it knows what it would take to convince me."
                            "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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                            • SpiritualistGirl
                              Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 80

                              #15
                              Re: Atheists Still Doubt Benny Hinn's Healing Powers

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              "The stars?" What is that, some kind of witchcraft?
                              She was talking about the cartoon that BelieverInGod posted.

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