[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

I am not expressing any opinion on the matter, Mr. McUinnean - but since the (rather odd-looking, if I may say so) women in that video clip seemed to be saying that it's OK to undulate in so heathen a manner, I thought that some idea of what is expected from participants in the clothing department might assist others to form an opinion. To that end I included examples from different countries, but perhaps I should have put a warning.

Usually I do, and this time I seem to have misjudged the content of those catalogues - so apologies may be in order: there was no nudity or anything however I HOPE
It is not for me to advise you in any capacity, Mr. McUinnean, but I think it would be permissible to make a comment to your wife (subject to your approval): it is not a suggestion you understand; if there were any costume that she was considering then the Pastoral team (or one of the deaconesses) might be willing to advise in private.

I am happy to state however that their opinions can be relied upon in all matters and your wife will find in them a rock solid pillar of integrity.

How unlike the papist scum that surrounds you there in the cesspit of Western Europe.

Thnk you Mitza, and the worst of the irony is they're cardboard papist scum, too lazy even to go through the motions...

...and also, any suggestions or advice from yourself, will ALWAYS be considered and muled over (and mulled under soemtimes) by me Mitza. You deserve more credit than you give yourself.